Politicians…
1: Liberal: A need to interfere in everyone else's business
Conservative: We are the minority rulers, “Do as I say not as I do” (hypocrites)
2: Liberal: An obsession with appearance vs. substance
Conservative: NO appearance NO Substance, Dull and John Baird
is an example talking about obsession on appearance over substance, the man is wearing a TUPAY lost front hair not natural to hide thy true self.
3: Liberal: Takes a shallow view of most things, thus avoiding the need to think deeply.
Conservative: make stupid jocks about other politicians on the opposition. Example in case, The image of a puffin 'pooping' on Liberal Leader Stephane Dion's shoulder was removed from a Conservative attack website
4: Liberal: Believes that more government = better government = a perfect world
Conservative: Believes Mulroney and Harper the senate should be stuffed like a thanks giving Turkey with senators from other occupations to help them pass stupid and unpopular legislation, big Government on the senate, to help their minority, have a voice in the house at the expense of taxpayers.
5: Liberal: Will spend weeks talking about protecting minorities while completely ignoring, if not stepping all over majorities
Conservative: will spend tax payer money on publishing Conservative propaganda to full the voters. They will apologise to the aborigines in Canada for past indignant acts against the natives, while during the recent flue pandemic they will offer first body bags to the aboriginals in remote towns across Canada , instead of medicine.
6: Liberals: An underlying sense of corruption and skullduggery, although that is mainly due to the ruthless operating style of the Chretien regime
Conservative: Mulroney excepted cash in brown bags and declared late his income to Revenue Canada by 2 years, and had the crap no hit the fan who knows, he may have never declared the secret cash.
7: Liberals: An apparent fixation on a “death wish” for the party when it comes to selecting leaders in the recent past.
Conservative: An apparent fixation on a “death wish” for the party to keep a leader like Harper who could not get past a minority in two consecutive terms.
8: Liberals: An inability to listen to any other people on any issue, likely due to...
Conservative: An inability to listen to the opposition and answer questions on damaging allegations about detainee torture in Afghanistan, and instead they shut Parliament and run away from responsibility like a bunch of pansies. Getting the voters pissed off. While todays polls confirm that.
9: Liberals: A need to embrace you while figuring out how to screw you (sort of like the worst example of the proverbial used car salesman)
Conservative: A need to embrace you in the 2004 election, by companying on a clean transparent Government while they make the voter pay for campaign advertising expenditures that were not allowed by Elections Canada. Or By telling you we
will not tax income trusts, and after they get your vote , the did tax income trusts.
10: Liberals: A refusal to believe that any non-Liberal could have a valid opinion on anything .
Conservative: the Opposition should not exist lets cut their funding so we can bring them to their knees so we can be superior to help our minority.
11: Liberals: When confronted with an opposing opinion, a compulsion to yell louder
Conservative: When confronted with an opposing opinion they stuff the senate like a thanks giving Turkey to get more mouths talking at once to silence opposing opinion, or lock unjustifiably parliament.
12: Liberals: A need to heap scorn on anything that smells conservative, just for the sake of self-gratification .
Conservative: A need to heap scorn on anything that smells Liberal or NDP by bringing examples that Liberals and NDP love indulging in drugs, much like the poster boy Jaffer telling his constituency the NDP leader Jack likes smoking pot while Jaffer likes snorting Cocaine. And get off on the possession charge.
13: Liberals: An unusual attachment to microphones and TV cameras
Conservatives: An unusual phobia about the media, doing the opposite from the 2004 campaigning on a transparent Government which never happened.
14: Liberals: An incredible ability to fabricate “truth” from virtually nothing
Conservative: Plagiarising John Howard’s speech on Iraq fabricating lies as the truth, brown nosing to Bush, to help their minority status.
15: Liberals: A complete inability to follow through on serious commitments
Conservative: A complete inability to follow through on serious commitments like the Economy, unemployment, UI BENEFITS.
16: Liberals: A dangerous lust for power, at any cost
Conservatives: A dangerous lust for power, at any cost, paying $130.000 to senators like Duffy who have nothing to contribute to the well being of Canadians not one useless senators but many. Big cost to the tax payer for no return other then propping up a minority Government who is hanging from a shoe string.
17: Liberals: The organizational abilities of a single-cell life form
Conservative: Bla bla bla
18: Liberals: A many-decades-old inferiority complex based on the fact that the first prime minister of Canada was a Conservative .
Conservative: Harper BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IS TELLING HIS TROOPS WE MUST GET A MAJORITY (even though we do not deserve one) FOLKS AND PUNISH THE OPPOSITION Totally against their Campaign in 2004
19: Liberals: An aversion to ever admitting fault for any mistake
Conservative: Blaming the economy on a global problem and taking credit on the health of the Canadian economy when in fact they have done nothing to enhance the economy. instead they subjected the Canadian tax payer ($100 Billion added to the federal debt.
20: Liberals: A skill for conjuring up the appearance of saving the country while doing absolutely nothing for it .
Conservative: Took a $12 billion surplus and turned it into $100 Billion addition to the federal debt.
21: Liberals: A habit of pouncing on any issue, no matter how insignificant, and trying to make it look like a life and death proposition if there's even a remote chance to earn a vote or two from the effort.
Conservative: Let us in in Ottawa so we can clean the mess, and made a worst mess.
22: Liberals: A sense of desperation that causes them to welcome anyone into the party as a front line candidate, no matter what their background or credentials .
Conservative: Stuffed the senate with senators who have nothing to offer as politicians, but instead they play the role of Conservative ass hats, in the tune of $130.000 a year, what a waist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23: Liberals: An absence of balance in setting priorities, such as focusing exclusively on social issues while starving the military almost to death (also, see No. 5)
Conservative: Priority is their well being by shutting parliament and stopping the countries business because they do not have answers to damaging questions.
24: Liberals: A demonstrated talent for playing shell games, such as “Guess where the health care costs went?” or “Who made off with the Sponsorship money?”
Conservative: Mulroney years brown bags in cash…..Liberals paid their tax on time
25: Liberals: A preference for short term thinking .
Conservative: never did anything notable for the long term that people today care for to continuously use and appreciate. (YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE IS QUESTIONABLE UNDER CONSERVATIVES WHEN YOU LOOK AT JAFFER’S recent EXAMPLE). DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO. (CHARTER OF RIGHTS)
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