Let's Bring Back the Old Gods!

[VanIsle]

Hooterville seems to be missing as well. I think it's a photo of a God rather than a Goddess.

 

[darkbeaver]

Wasn't the Friendly Giant a little Rusty when it came to whistling up a "Good Gawd!"
PS
Is it just me or are the threads a little bare recently?

What we need is a tailor to sew some new blue jeans. Who knows what Friendly did when the draw bridge was up.

 

[Cliffy]

Hooterville seems to be missing as well. I think it's a photo of a God rather than a Goddess.

Take another look. She definitely has hooters.

 

[Spade]

What we need is a tailor to sew some new blue jeans. Who knows what Friendly did when the draw bridge was up.

"And here's a big chair for two of you to curl up in."
- Friendly

Good Gawd, I'm surprised the intro made it past the censors.

 

[AnnaG]

Earth Goddess:

Her and I are already intimate.

 

[AnnaG]

Hooterville seems to be missing as well. I think it's a photo of a God rather than a Goddess.

Mine kind of lie flat when I am on my back, too. Do yours still stick out?
lol I bet those plastic things of that dumb, blonde Playboy model from Vancouver (Anderson I think her name is) still stick out when she's on her back. lol

 

[AnnaG]

"And here's a big chair for two of you to curl up in."
- Friendly

Good Gawd, I'm surprised the intro made it past the censors.

Yeah, no kidding, huh. And him playing that flute thing was pretty symbolic, too.

 

[gopher]

Earth Goddess Palin:

 

[gopher]

Invincible War Goddess Palin:

 

[Spade]

Earth Goddess Palin:

If she could walk on water, she could go to Russia for lunch.

 

[gopher]

Palin is a Goodess who can easily walk on water!

 

[Spade]

Palin is a Goodess who can easily walk on water!

Did you misspell "Goddess" or "Good ass"?

 

[Northboy]

I have always been of the mind that if you live on a land, you should know what the spirituality that was born out of that land (ie: the native spirituality of whatever tribe occupied the territory you are living in).

Fair question.

I am guided by the Spirit of Wood.

 

[Spade]

Fair question.

I am guided by the Spirit of Wood.

Like the Carpenter?

 

[Northboy]

Like the Carpenter?

My son's the carpenter, but I'm pretty sure I've got another one from when I was a stupid kid left to run around on my own.

That is not to say anything disparaging about this individual that I've known about and love.God told me.

But Chris is the carpenter.

Me, I'm the old man, a disliked Banker of sorts.

 

[Spade]

Chris, the Carpenter, is Your Son? Why does that sound so familiar? Perhaps someone in the Blogosphere can help me out here?

 

[Northboy]

Does Thor exist?

Yep.

 

[Northboy]

Her and I are already intimate.

Hello.

 

[Northboy]

Like the Carpenter?

Yes, true fruit of the vine guided by the Spirit of The Wood.

 

[AnnaG]

Fair question.

I am guided by the Spirit of Wood.

Yup. Lots of signs are made of wood. We have one at the front of our home that lets people know where we live. We also have carpenters around here and there's one named Chris here, too. Also a Frank, a Larry, a Jack, etc. as well as plumbers, electricians, roofers, and landscapers, etc.