'Jesus and Santa are 'verifiably white'

[Goober]

Jon Stewart blasts Megyn Kelly for insisting Santa Claus, Jesus are white: ‘You do know Jesus wasn’t born in Bethlehem, Penn., right?’ | National Post

 

[Zipperfish]

Of course Sata is white. Let's look at who lives in the North Pole:

Artic Fox...

Arctic bunnies...

See a pattern?

 

[MHz]

Santa Claus, our modern caricature of Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, located in present-day Turkey, was white as the Pole. Turks are white, all of Gawd's true children are white.
If Jesus were alive today, at Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving), he'd put white meat on his plate. Certainly wouldn't shop on Black Friday.

Canadians in Florida are already being called 'the other white meat'. Just sayin ..........

Artic Fox...


Arctic bunnies...



See a pattern?

They all wear their fur with the hair to the outside, is there more to the puzzle?

 

[Spade]

Best part of the move "Stand by me" pt.1 - YouTube

 

[darkbeaver]

The issue is not whether Jesus was black, brown, or off pink. The issue is that there are those who feel so strongly about racial superiority that they would declare Jesus to be white to the exclusion of other possibilities.
You see, if Jesus were god, then these crying "white" would feel that God is their god, a tribal god, a god who favours them, and that they are more godlike to the exclusion of other lesser humans. And, god would certainly prefer a white president, and that the uppity should learn to not aspire to heights reserved for the more divine.
Yep, God is Aryan; Gott mit uns!

The Israeli Super Race has eclipsed uncle Adolph's ancient crimes. Contemporary genocide trumps ancient history.

 

[spaminator]

Family Guy - Black Jesus - YouTube

 

[MHz]

The Israeli Super Race has eclipsed uncle Adolph's ancient crimes. Contemporary genocide trumps ancient history.

The Rothschild family hasn't been called gods publicly in Jerusalem yet. 1887-2017 would fit in with the way they plan things long term. All that takes is redefining the Bible.

 

[taxslave]

And in the article painting of Jesus from around the world, in one he is is blue.
Not gonna be hard to recognize when he comes back now is it. JLM you were asking?
Anyone here know any blue people- no not that blue - skin color.

Only the oxygen deprived.

 

[Cliffy]

Only the oxygen deprived.

Or frozen.

 

[taxslave]

As an Israelite, Jesus wouldn't have been white.

He would be in a Bridish history book as I am sure BL will inform you.

How do you know? Even the experts and historians aren't too sure what colour Jesus was, so I don't know how you could be so certain.

Since neither one exists it really does not matter.

The Israeli Super Race has eclipsed uncle Adolph's ancient crimes. Contemporary genocide trumps ancient history.

DOn't worry your muzzie terrorist buddies are doing their best to finish what your beloved uncle started.

 

[Goober]

only the oxygen deprived.

lmao

Or frozen.

You as well LMAO

 

[Sal]

And the spirit of Christmas lives on

lord, lord

 

[Goober]

And the spirit of Christmas lives on

lord, lord

The spirit is often missing. Sad to say but true.

 

[tay]

I'm thinking Santa is white because of his roots in them Pagan Scandinavian stories..........








Stephen Colbert: Yes. Thank you. For all those kids watching Fox News at night, Santa is white. Besides, a black Santa is a terrible idea. If a home owner in Florida sees a black man coming down their chimney, he is going to get shot. 'Officer, I was only defending my milk and cookies!'"
---The Colbert Report




"Santa is just white? Who are you actually talking to? Children who are sophisticated enough to be watching a news channel at 10 o'clock at night, yet innocent enough to still believe Santa Claus is real, yet racist enough to be freaked out if he isn’t white."
---Jon Stewart

 

[Blackleaf]

. If he were from Botswana what colour would he be?

3% of Botwanans are white.

To put that into perspective, just 2% of Britons and 2.5% of Canadians are black.

Just because someone comes from Botswana doesn't mean they are black.

 

[petros]

3% of Botwanans are white.

To put that into perspective, just 2% of Britons and 2.5% of Canadians are black.

Just because someone comes from Botswana doesn't mean they are black.

2000 years ago how many in Botswana were white?

 

[MHz]

3% of Botwanans are white.

Let me guess, that same3% owns 97% of the wealth.

 

[Christianna]

What Color Is God's Skin? Up With People Song - StevenOchoa3 - YouTube


I remember an article in Discover magazine along with a picture of what Jesus might have looked like then, very short by todays standards, very dark and very hairy. No neatly trimmed blond beard or flowing locks, most unkempt. In fact if something like that jumped at you from a dark alley you'd crap yourself and run like hell.

 

[MHz]

I'm pretty sure people will be looking at the unsheathed sword more than seeing if they can spot a tan-line on Christ.

 

[Spade]

I remember reading as a lad a December issue of Mad Magazine. In it they had drawn what they thought a Clue Clucks Clan's Christmas card would look like. The caption inside the card read, "May all your Christmases be White!"
"White Christmas" 1954 Bing Crosby & Danny Kaye - YouTube

Sorry for the gratuitous alliteration.