How We Compensate When Disconnected from God

JLM

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Let me guess, killing all religious people would be okay if it lead to those things?

No, I don't think that's necessary, just put an unholy fear in them that if they don't drastically change their ways forthwith, they very easily could get killed.
 

DurkaDurka

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"we" can say anything, that doesn't make it a fact. You are an individual, just like I am, yet you refer to yourself in the plural, are you okay mentally?


No sex? Where did you get that from? After Judgment Day lots of babies are being born, it is an infinite cycle for those who live outside New Jerusalem.

No strong spirits that I know of. No inhibitions so I'm not sure what the purpose of the strong drink is. Sex would be between married people rather than what you can find with a belly full of rum down at the local tavern. Tera forming places and introducing plants and beasts of the field, etc., is more the way things will happen. The only 'boring thing' will be that nothing born ever dies so meeting new-comers might will take up more of the day as eternity moves on.

Do you feel the touch of Christ?
 

Cliffy

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Fundies schmundies! They'll be the last to go. I mean, if you are up there in heaven and you have been in charge since time began, would you want that bunch of loonies running amok in your home?
 

SirJosephPorter

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Fundies schmundies! They'll be the last to go. I mean, if you are up there in heaven and you have been in charge since time began, would you want that bunch of loonies running amok in your home?


Quite so, Cliffy. If I were God, I would hand them all over to the Devil. The unfortunate part is that the devil may not want them. He may say to God, well you created them, they are your responsibility.
 

big

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Quite so, Cliffy. If I were God, I would hand them all over to the Devil. The unfortunate part is that the devil may not want them. He may say to God, well you created them, they are your responsibility.

The devil cannot speak to God; speech creates a barrier in between them.
 

AnnaG

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"we" can say anything, that doesn't make it a fact. You are an individual, just like I am, yet you refer to yourself in the plural, are you okay mentally?


No sex? Where did you get that from? After Judgment Day lots of babies are being born, it is an infinite cycle for those who live outside New Jerusalem.
Someone said there's no sex in heaven. Not that I would doubt them. I don't think there is such a place. There's certainly no evidence for it.

No strong spirits that I know of. No inhibitions so I'm not sure what the purpose of the strong drink is.
Strong spirits? Tough ghosts?

Taste maybe?
Sex would be between married people rather than what you can find with a belly full of rum down at the local tavern.
There are people having sex at the local tavern?
Tera forming places and introducing plants and beasts of the field, etc., is more the way things will happen. The only 'boring thing' will be that nothing born ever dies so meeting new-comers might will take up more of the day as eternity moves on.
I do that on my little 50 acres. Plus I can have a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps, or a Caesar, or a cognac afterwards. I can also wander around naked in my garden without some religious prude snivelling about it.
I can wander out back and watch critters eating other critters and all that stuff that makes life interesting. When I quit enjoying life, I want to quit life, not go to some place (that's probably fictional) and be bored for eternity.
 

AnnaG

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Unlike this god and a few of you bloodthirsty sort, I don't want anyone dead.
 

SirJosephPorter

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The devil cannot speak to God; speech creates a barrier in between them.


I don’t know big, I think God and Devil are friends. I have this vision of God and Devil talking things over a pint of beer at the end of the day in a tavern (or over a glass of white wine if they are both female) and comparing notes.

Probably over such a pint Devil asked God if he could subject Job to all those calamities ad God said, go ahead.