"Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed."
"... and by country we mean a sovereign state as recognised by the UN."
"The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!!"
"If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."
"When I was a kid I ate a beetle because I thought it was liquorice."
"Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."
"What's rather attractive about the army of Costa Rica?"