Favorite quotes

Blackleaf

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"Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed."


"... and by country we mean a sovereign state as recognised by the UN."



"The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!!"


"If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."


"When I was a kid I ate a beetle because I thought it was liquorice."


"Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."



"What's rather attractive about the army of Costa Rica?"
 

Nuggler

kind and gentle
Feb 27, 2006
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Backwater, Ontario.
8. The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
—A. A. Milne


;-).........there ya go, nother quote.

I have a forth rate mind............"Only happy."
 

Twila

Nanah Potato
Mar 26, 2003
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town - George Carlin.
 

Sal

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Sep 29, 2007
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my avatar...I picked it for the quote: In Somnis Veritas

i believe it to be true
 

JLM

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Nov 27, 2008
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Vernon, B.C.
Exchange between Bessie Braddock and Winston Churchill-


Bessie Braddock MP: "Winston, you are drunk, and what's more you are disgustingly drunk."
WSC: "Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow
I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly."


Ya don't F**k with old Winston!
 

QuebecCanadian

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They should put an extra piece in those 1000-piece jigsaw puzzles. You know, in case you lose one.

The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied.
 

gopher

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Jun 26, 2005
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Minnesota: Gopher State
'It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.'


Sherlock Holmes, A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA