Favorite quotes

[peapod]

Need my address...I could use some good reading material in the "little room". I am tired of reading quantum ley taoism.

Gnomes using belts of water-breathing, riding horses enchanted to live underwater, armed with halberds. This unit is mainly used for sabotage.
Twila

 

[Twila]

Pea, something you want to tell us about your split personality?

• A Nanoelectronic Device Based on Endofullerene Peapod: Model Schematics and Molecular Dynamics Study

• The boat used by lighthouse keepers to access Burnt Island was called a peapod. The peapod was landed on the boatrails and hoisted up to the boathouse by a winch.

• Plasma oscillations of the carbon peapod

 

[peapod]

got any fruit pies twinks

"Inside the crust an the sugar you taste the ages of the pie down through its piey generations and forefathers back to when the first Fruit Pie was baked by the first Fruit Piemachers, shadowy wizened elves hammering in forges and tinkering with strange magics. You taste the ancient knowledge, the first flash of genius that yielded the breakthrough Fiat crustulum: Let there be pie."

 

[Twila]

shadowy wizened elves hammering in forges

elves don't use hammers. Elves are not wizened. They do not age. However, Dwarves do and do.

 

[peapod]

I see.....
Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Oooh! -----A! Yonta! Vorya! Nai! Ó!

"I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the blankest toadstool of my life."

 

[Andygal]

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.- Winston Churchill

Never give in, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense, never yield to force, never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy -Winston Churchill

Any sufficantly advanced techonology is indistingustable from magic - Arthur C. Clarke

Alone we can so so little; together we can do so much - Helen Keller

Knowledge is love and light and vision. - Helen Keller

'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.- Abraham Lincoln

What is popular is not always right; what is right is not always popular - no idea who said it but it's a good one

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. - H. L. Mencken

 

[Frito lay]

"Man who pee around corner, got kink in dink"

 

[peapod]

Christ your weird chip....but I would like to have that salmon fishing pole you have....come on let lil pea have it...you got plenty more...fits nicely in my hand...please

 

[Frito lay]

"Grasshoppa when you can snatch the rod from my hand, it is time"

 

[Gonzo]

A marriage is allot like a phone call in the night; first you get the ring, then you wake up.

 

[Hard-Luck Henry]

In cross examination, as in FISHING, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
Louis nizer

You were saying, pea?

 

[Gordon J Torture]

A Gordon J original:

"Lacking intent to commit a good deed, differs not from lacking abillity to perform it."

 

[Frappuccino Dibs]

"Man who learnt how to teach, then forgot how to learn"

'White Man' by Queen. Day at the races album.

 

[Hans]

Why do you burn the candle at both ends?
It won’t last the night.
But oh my friends and ah my foe.
It gives a wonderful light.

 

[Frito lay]

"You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick" Can I say that in this country? )

 

[Azalie]

"The fate of all mankind, I see, is in the hands of fools."
- King Crimson, "Epitaph"

"And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out, will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright.
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right."
- Pop Will Eat Itself, "Ich Bin Ein Auslander"

"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."
~ Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

 

[Frito lay]

Azalie, isn't that ""The fate of all mankind, I see, is in the tools of the hand."

 

[Vanni Fucci]

"I wish Podicus were here, to put this impudent boy in his place"

Vanni Fucci

 

[Frito lay]

Vanni, "Pardon me but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon"

 

[Frito lay]

Wow... warpedness, God (whatever that might be) does not task our lives, But...indeed gives man the tools he may need for his tasks. Make more sence