When Woolworth Woolco had a store here in town before they sold to Walmart, I walked over to make a small purchase, and you know how it is, since it was a small purchase in the tool section, I didn't take a cart, and after I picked up what I needed, I saw something else that might be useful then something else and after a while, my hands were full and I put some stuff in my coat pocket...
That's when I saw out of the corner of my eye, the floorwalker following me around, so I decided to string him along and walked all over the store looking at stuff and putting it back.
When I got tired of it, I went to the check out and started emptying my pockets, telling the lady there, that as usual I came in to buy just one thing, then got carried away..
She laughed and said that men always do that....
After I crossed the door to the mall hallway, I noticed a small screwdriver in my shirt pocket, that I had forgotten to pay, so I turned right around and went back to the same cashier and paid it... then turned around to face the floorwalker who was still standing there, not knowing what to do..
I just winked at him, then finger shot him and left the store...
He never followed me after that, and even nodded at me, when we'd happen to meet in the store after that............
