Sounds like one of the stories I heard when I was young about an American asking a local, where was the best place to hunt moose and the local being a smart*ss telling him to wait by a moose crossing sign and the next morning finding the American field dressing his moose by one of them signs...
I've heard that story I don't know how many times since...lol
Supposedly, the actor Slim Pickens once walked into a Department of Natural Resources office in Montana, went up to the clerk and had the following conversation:
"Good Morning, how may I help you?"
"I'd like to buy a license to hunt camels"
"Pardon me??"
"I'd like to buy a license to hunt camels"
"Sir, there are no camels in Montana"
"Yeah, well, there's no damn elk either, but you sell me a license to hunt them every damn fall"
lol