snopes.com: Abraham Lincoln on Prosperity
lmfao
he's not calling rich people evil, he's dispelling the myth that they're job creators.
Ok, if rich people don't create jobs, who does oh wise one?
Just askin....
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different. Two Different Versions. Two Different Morals.
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house, and laying up supplies for the winter
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the
ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBC, CTV, Global and City TV show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food. Canada is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on CBC News with Peter Mansbridge along with the
grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
People Against Poverty stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the group singing, We Shall Overcome.
Then Justin Trudeau has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's
sake.
Kathleen Wynne condemns the Ant and blames Prime Minister Harper, former
Premier Mike Harris, Bill Davis, Joe Clarke, Harold Ballard, and Conrad
Black for the grasshopper's plight.
Justin Trudeau and Scott Brison explain in an interview with Wendy Mesley
that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call
for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the ProvincialLiberal/NDP coalition drafts the Economic Equity and
Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes his home is confiscated
by the Ontario Governments Green Czar, Dalton McGuinty, and given to the
grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he
is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle
the once prosperous and peaceful neighbourhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in the next election
I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant!
Ok, if rich people don't create jobs, who does oh wise one?
Just askin....
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different. Two Different Versions. Two Different Morals.
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house, and laying up supplies for the winter
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the
ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBC, CTV, Global and City TV show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table
filled with food. Canada is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on CBC News with Peter Mansbridge along with the
grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
People Against Poverty stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house
where the news stations film the group singing, We Shall Overcome.
Then Justin Trudeau has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's
sake.
Kathleen Wynne condemns the Ant and blames Prime Minister Harper, former
Premier Mike Harris, Bill Davis, Joe Clarke, Harold Ballard, and Conrad
Black for the grasshopper's plight.
Justin Trudeau and Scott Brison explain in an interview with Wendy Mesley
that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper and both call
for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the ProvincialLiberal/NDP coalition drafts the Economic Equity and
Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes his home is confiscated
by the Ontario Governments Green Czar, Dalton McGuinty, and given to the
grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he
is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle
the once prosperous and peaceful neighbourhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in the next election
I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant!
Just thought this was relevant to the thread. Got it yesterday from a friend. As everyone knows, Alberta votes on Tuesday.