Canada Brings Down Jet
- Thread starter EagleSmack
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You guys are just figuring this out now?
Why else do you think we keep sending our geese down there every year in perfect formation?
I mean Canada was one of the largest flight training centres of WWI and WWII, where we trained allies from all over the world on how to be the best in the air against the enemy...... we haven't had much to do since WWII, so we spent the last couple of decades training our geese to be extra agile in the air and to adopt Japanese Kamikaze tactics until the time was ready to decend apon our sourthern neighbors and oppress them into submission through out-numbering air superiority.
This was just the first test..... there will be more......
Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!!!
Dun Dun Dunnnnnn......
Are these Canadian geese the same suspects that are Al Quaeda geese on the other thread? This case gets more complicated by the moment. I think you should report it to --- let's see - should it be the Canadian authorities or the USA authorites. Maybe we should go for just the funny papers. 
Something obviously happened during one of the training sessions. They look like they started to fly in the V for victory formation but started veering off into a heart for love instead! :smile:You guys are just figuring this out now?
Why else do you think we keep sending our geese down there every year in perfect formation?
I mean Canada was one of the largest flight training centres of WWI and WWII, where we trained allies from all over the world on how to be the best in the air against the enemy...... we haven't had much to do since WWII, so we spent the last couple of decades training our geese to be extra agile in the air and to adopt Japanese Kamikaze tactics until the time was ready to decend apon our sourthern neighbors and oppress them into submission through out-numbering air superiority.
This was just the first test..... there will be more......
Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!!!
Dun Dun Dunnnnnn......
I can't wait to head about them geese terrorists heading down to NYC from Canada....gotta fix that border, man.
Are these Canadian geese the same suspects that are Al Quaeda geese on the other thread? This case gets more complicated by the moment. I think you should report it to --- let's see - should it be the Canadian authorities or the USA authorites. Maybe we should go for just the funny papers.
IP... These are the EXACT same Geese in Question. They are all of Canadian desent and ancestry... All here illegally... Obviously flying in a restricted zone...
They can try, but we have way too many.....
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If they attempt to step up their attacks on our air force more then what they have already been doing in hunting season, then we'll just have to start arming them as well.......
^ WITH LOONIES!!! And from a good distance up in the air, they can do some serious damage.
Of course our Recons will have these:
^ Our Poppy coins with tracking divices in them..... those American politicians were right all along.... they were for tracking their movements..... Moooo Hoooo Haw haw haw haw haw haw!!!!
Yeah ya want some more? We have gofers you know, are we aren't afraid to launch them! 8O
You are, of course, aware of the fertilizer potential of these birds. We'll forgive the hunting out of season but please cease with the overkill. One twelve gauge shotgun would certainly have been sufficient.
BTW.... A salute to the pilot!
BTW.... A salute to the pilot!
Yeah it's a good thing.... now our sons and daughters don't have to be sent into harms way.
Of course Greenpeace may have something to say about it, but we'll just sink their damn ships with our fleet loaded with torpeedo-loonies..... which consists of a loonie stuck to a wooden propeller with a wad of gum, powered by an elastic band.