You're the one with the bitch. I pointed out diving birds get pretty pissy when you haul them up and try to untangle them and you jumped in and said naawwwww - that's not true, i don't know what i'm talking about.
Which tells me you're lying.
Then - you decided to bring up peeing on dolphins
Which i still can't get over, talk about the weirdest flex
and you were SHOCKED! that i wasn't interested in discussing it after several attempts to get me to do so
So at this point i'm just treating you like my own pet monkey and watching you dance
You're obviosuly a liar so it's fun to see what you come up with next. You must be googling pretty hard
Taking the odd break to look longingly at dophin photos of course