Albertans beat up British guy as he runs across Canada
- Thread starter Kreskin
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Nah. It's not me. I don't do silly things like running across Canada in - 40 degree F. I saw some of the footage on Sky News this morning of this guy jogging through frozen, Arctic tundra.
Thanks. I always considered us above average but not quite at the level of Kweebeckers
And then after the Irishman beat him to it, he thought he'd invent a novelty chocolate teapot.
Imagine his amazement - and yet more disappointment - when he found that the Irishman had already invented that, too.
So back goes the Albertan to the drawing board - coming up with the idea of a self-opening parachute that inflates on impact. He was pleased to find out that that pesky Irishman had NOT invented that - because he had come up with the idea for a helicopter with an ejector seat.
Imagine his amazement - and yet more disappointment - when he found that the Irishman had already invented that, too.
So back goes the Albertan to the drawing board - coming up with the idea of a self-opening parachute that inflates on impact. He was pleased to find out that that pesky Irishman had NOT invented that - because he had come up with the idea for a helicopter with an ejector seat.
I'll go out on a limb here and guess that one of the many things NOT invented by the Brits was humour
best for you to stay out of things when your english isnt up to par when it concerns all the different possible idioms.
That had me laughing...
You f*ing better get those wallets out maaan. D*cks
can you believe these horrible Albertans?
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