After Trump's win, more U.S. students consider university in Canada

EagleSmack

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Seriously though... you don't think they're going up there for a better education do you?
 
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I have no opinion as to why they are coming here. I'm just making fun of you because you're a simpleton.
 
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mentalfloss said:
They obviously want a better education.


Canada > America


After Trump's win, more U.S. students consider university in Canada

For some college-bound students distressed by the U.S. election of Donald Trump, Canadian universities are calling.

Universities from Quebec to British Columbia say applications and website traffic from the United States have been surging since Trump's victory Nov. 8. Although many Canadian schools had also ramped up recruiting in the U.S. recently, some say dismay over the presidential election has fuelled a spike in interest beyond their expectations.

Lara Godoff, a 17-year-old from Napa, Calif., said she scrapped any notion of staying in the U.S. the day after the election. Among other concerns, Godoff, a Democrat, said she fears the Republic president-elect's administration will ease enforcement of federal rules against sexual assault, making campuses less safe for women.

Godoff had applied to one university in Canada, but added three more as safety schools after the election.

"If we live in a country where so many people could elect Donald Trump, then that's not a country I want to live in," she said.

After Trump's win, more U.S. students consider university in Canada - Manitoba - CBC News
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That is not the class of person we want to come to Canada.

EagleSmack said:
As a matter of fact our precious snowflakes are racist as can be. Notice they said they want to go to Canada and not Mexico. I think they'll fit in!



Oh man... oh man I want this to happen BAD. Sadly the only enrollment figure I could find was that in 2014 a measly 9,000 U.S students enrolled in Canadian colleges.

9,000!

That needs to triple... quadruple even.
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Just tell them Canada supports Israel. That will keep the snowflakes and even the garden variety flakes south of the border.
 
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mentalfloss said:
They obviously want a better education.


Canada > America


After Trump's win, more U.S. students consider university in Canada

For some college-bound students distressed by the U.S. election of Donald Trump, Canadian universities are calling.

Universities from Quebec to British Columbia say applications and website traffic from the United States have been surging since Trump's victory Nov. 8. Although many Canadian schools had also ramped up recruiting in the U.S. recently, some say dismay over the presidential election has fuelled a spike in interest beyond their expectations.

Lara Godoff, a 17-year-old from Napa, Calif., said she scrapped any notion of staying in the U.S. the day after the election. Among other concerns, Godoff, a Democrat, said she fears the Republic president-elect's administration will ease enforcement of federal rules against sexual assault, making campuses less safe for women.

Godoff had applied to one university in Canada, but added three more as safety schools after the election.

"If we live in a country where so many people could elect Donald Trump, then that's not a country I want to live in," she said.
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No surprise her kind would rather live in a country that elected a two-time college drop-out, failed drama teacher and all round hipster doofus.
 
EagleSmack

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petros said:
Too funny. We have no room for Yanks.
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Can you please just take the whinny, needy ones that want to leave? Please?

Ludlow said:
Yeah they're snowflakes. Repeat after me, " the snowflakes", "the snowflakes", " the snowflakes". There ya go mister originality it's the new favorite word. You use it well.
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Man... your depression is really manic huh?
 
mentalfloss

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What's the matter?

Just make sure you're ready to give these precious snowflakes plenty of safe spaces, puppies during midterms and finals, and counseling.
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Don't worry, unlike rednecks, we're good in the sack, which gives us some bargaining power.
 
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Any suggestions?
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Baffin Island Correctional Institute works for me. There is even a sign that points to the nearest civilized place for those looking for an early parole. If there is a day 36 the word most used on that day is 'never'. Safety is still a long ways off.
 
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Can you please just take the whinny, needy ones that want to leave? Please?

"Whinny" is what a horse does. "Whiny" is the state of being caused by whining too much.

Next English lesson .. tomorrow at this same time.

Remedial English Class, dismissed.
 
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