sir Philip ArmpitFart, after whom it was named.
Why is 1 + 1 = 2?
Why are traffic lights red, yellow and green?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
N/A
Does alphabet soup contain all the letters of the alphabet, or is it more like a scrabble hand?
The need to know.There are an inordinate amount of "O's".
(Re bald license question....what ever we tell them!)
Why do you ask?
Muz
If the blind man picked up a hammer and saw, what did the three blind mice do?
Run baby run........
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
Same danger factor as an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters. :smile:
Why do we still say 'The phone is ringing' when they mostly warble and play songs? 8O
Because they're still called "Ring tones"...
Why do people still print e-mails?
Muz
Because their monitor doesn't fit in their pocket.
Why are they called ring tones if the sound is not made by a bell?
just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.
because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)
why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)
why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Because clean needles puncture the skin easier than dirty needles.
What happens if you listen to country music in reverse?
because living in the country distorts your sense of hearing and taste
what does nitric acid taste like?