Ask a dumb question thread

[Dreadful Nonsense]

because light-bulbs are built with built-in spite, to keep the world angry.

why does coffee make u want to poop?

It's evil, it tries to empty the host in all ways possible and adds craving to the mix so you refill..


lol on yer reply hermann....

 

[hermanntrude]

you need to ask a dumb question dude.

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Why do I need to ask a dumb question?




thanks hermann...i do that driving as well...sort of nod off....

 

[DaSleeper]

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

 

[hermanntrude]

Why do I need to ask a dumb question?

You need to ask a dumb question because you want to get a dumb answer

why do squares have four sides?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

Cause they don't dig Jazz and build too many walls around themselves.


Why do hippies quit?

 

[55Mercury]

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick?

no, it ensures their job security

What part of 'no' don't you understand?

 

[Niflmir]

The order, you mean 'on' right?

Where's the beef?

 

[Dreadful Nonsense]

The order, you mean 'on' right?

Where's the beef?

In me tousers

Whats that button for?

 

[hermanntrude]

i don't know... press it and find out

why can't we all just get along?

 

[Niflmir]

Because he keeps coming over to my half of the internet!

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

 

[hermanntrude]

I did

why are you represented by a smiling mushroom?

 

[Niflmir]

Because I am not represented by a smiling Toadstool.

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?

 

[Tonington]

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?

Because they taste better than hog rears.

Why aren't hamburgers called beefburgers ?

 

[hermanntrude]

because they're made of ham, obviously

why the hell not?

 

[Impetus]

Because a pig died for them.

Why do birds suddenly appear...every time you are near?8O

Muz

Because I am not represented by a smiling Toadstool.

Why would anyone eat hog rinds?

 

[#juan]

Because I bribe them with bird seed

Is there a cow rind?

 

[DaSleeper]

Because I bribe them with bird seed

Is there a cow rind?

No....only pork rind are low carb.....

How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?

 

[hermanntrude]

when they start setting off smoke alarms

why is the world spherical when flat would be so much more interesting?

 

[Locutus]

when they start setting off smoke alarms

why is the world spherical when flat would be so much more interesting?

Because all the Michael Palin travel series would have to be redone and the BBC is broke.

Who discovered that you could 'fart' with your armpit?