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If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Only the end of suffering is happy.....
If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Since the speed of light is constant*, it would continue to travel at the speed of light as usual (see Michelson Morley experiment). However, it would be severely blue-shifted.
*in a vacuum.
Why do people put bubble gum under tables?
To hide the boogers they put there first.
If dogs get ill from eating chocolate, how did mine survive that honkin huge extra dark chocolate bar he pilfered last week?
If dogs get ill from eating chocolate, how did mine survive that honkin huge extra dark chocolate bar he pilfered last week?
loll Doc...
There are eleventeen grapes in a dozen.
What is the square root of eleventeen?
I will answer your question with a question:
Why do you always want to use batteries when you know they are worn out?
because her mom is at home either aluminuming it or copperbottoming it, I think.
why am I doing this?
why am I doing this?
strictly a case of Masochism...
If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey's an ass, how come a ram up the ass is a goose?
If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey's an ass, how come a ram up the ass is a goose?
That's what happens with cross breeding...
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Depends on your geographical location and your edjewcashun.
What time is it on the moon?
interlude....great gag das and locutus....good stuff...
carry on...
doc's good foruming seal of approval....uuu gotta make one ...
on one side it's always high noon, on the other it's always look under the bed for the boogy man time.
How many walnuts does it take to make a good sized room, lets say 20 ft by 30 ft.?
That depends on if you're using walnuts or walselftappingscrews.
Does it mean it's noon on the moon when you croon in June?
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Only when your croon hound bays at the moon...
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Cause he liked abuse, like all the great prophets.
When do safety matches loose their safeness?
