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Impetus

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Does alphabet soup contain all the letters of the alphabet, or is it more like a scrabble hand?

There are an inordinate amount of "O's".

(Re bald license question....what ever we tell them!)

Why do you ask?

Muz
 

daisygirl

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Because Curiosity killed the cat
(But satisfaction brought it back)

Gee, and here all along I thought Curiosity was a really terrific lady!



If the blind man picked up a hammer and saw, what did the three blind mice do?
 

eh1eh

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Run baby run........


If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Same danger factor as an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters. :smile:

Why do we still say 'The phone is ringing' when they mostly warble and play songs? 8O
 

Impetus

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Same danger factor as an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters. :smile:

Why do we still say 'The phone is ringing' when they mostly warble and play songs? 8O

Because they're still called "Ring tones"...

Why do people still print e-mails?

Muz
 

Impetus

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Because their monitor doesn't fit in their pocket.

Why are they called ring tones if the sound is not made by a bell?

It's a marketing thing...better than "wav-sampled incoming call notification"...

Why do women dress to kill, then complain when someone ogles them?

Muz
 

hermanntrude

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just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.

because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)

why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)
 
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just like to point out that these are supposed to be dumb questions and dumb answers. Some of you are being far too intellectual.

because they enjoy complaining (this is dumb because it's definately not true)

why are cheesecakes so good? (this is a stupid question because one should never question cheesecake)

Because they don't yell at you.

Why do they call them beefcake mags?
 
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jugdeing by the time stamp i think Da sleeper purposely skipped mine...
can you explain DAS..hopefully it was due to you just realy really thinking about it and not some long standing grudge.....oh the ignore feature...it seems to be turned on and off for you...sometimes you see my unquoted posts and sometimes you don't....

nevermind all....carry on....
 
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