Your thread reminded me of an old history professor I had. He used to say, "No one can be that stupid and wake up in the morning!"
Thank you, Professor Cillian Kavanagh (aka Muttonhead), you miserable bastard. If I took nothing else away from your lectures, it was that phrase. It was his response to any nonsensical or dimwitted observations provided by students in his lecture hall.
He was in his sixties, with almost no hair. What little he did have was pure white. He was five foot nothing, skinny and had a miserable disposition. The side of his face looked like a mountain canyon. Muttonhead had a stroke a few years before I met him and his face would sag when he got tired or worked up. He was always difficult to understand.
"Jaysas Murphy! You haven't a bull's notion! No one can be that stupid and wake up in the morning!"
I haven't thought of him in years. When I saw those pictures, I remembered Muttonhead. Thanks.