Or consider this:
It is a dark time to be a Lie-beral in Canada. The Lie-beral brand is now associated with all manner of trickery and deceit, seasoned with a nice helping of incompetence-as they handle money BADLY and LIE poorly about it! Lie-berals are now grasping desperately at straws in a futile effort to save themselves from political oblivion and the latest `straw` is a pathetic attempt to `prove` that being Conservative is a mental disorder! The Lie-beral argument starts (as most of them do) with one fact and then flies off into cuckoo land with half truths, evasions of reality and distortions of logic.
The Lie-beral points out that Conservatives apparently have a larger `fear centre` in their brains than Lie-berals do.....so far, this is plausible. Then the Lie-beral tries to suggest this is a bad thing. As if being better at recognizing threats and dangers and therefore being better at long term planning to avoid trouble as a consequence is a fault!
One has only to look at Ontari-owe premier McWynnty-known to some as The Great Whore because she has sold herself, her party and OUR FUTURE to the civil service Hogs of Working Family Coalition. For years, Lie-berals have fed the Working Family Hogs a steady diet of rich gravy in order to BUY their votes at election time and thus keep Lie-berals in power. But feeding the Hogs is a dangerous game-much like feeding Grizzly Bears in Banff.....oh yes, you can get a great photo op if you handle it right......but you get MAULED if you do it wrong! When the food runs out the danger starts.....you are just as likely to get mauled by angry bears as by angry Hogs-both of whom had quickly come to the notion that YOUR FOOD was OWED to them as an entitlement!
This is the state the Great Whore finds herself in now-the gravy is GONE.....the amount of red ink flowing across Ontari-owe books is now so great that it is even scaring Lie-berals in spite of their stunted little brain fear centres and limited ability to spot threats approaching! Poor little Whore-with her stunted little brain she never saw the Hog danger approaching!
Even worse, for years, Lie-berals closed their eyes to the gross conflict of interest engaged in by Working Family Hogs-the Hogs spent HUGE sums of money on election advertising supporting Lie-berals in defiance of fair election funding rules while Lie-berals looked the other way; secure in the knowledge that civil service Working Family was doing the dirty work-not Lie-berals and knowing that anybody who complained would be seeking help from Election Canada Hogs who also support Lie-berals. If corporate CEO`s had intervened in an election in such a way the Hogs and Lie-berals would have screamed for criminal charges and jail time but since Lie-berals and Hogs were benefitting there was no harm nor any foul.....just too bad for Conservative victims.....
But that was then and this is now.....the Gravy is gone and the Hogs are HUNGRY! They are getting into Grizzly BEAR mode and now looking to maul the Lie-berals for that sudden lack of gravy! The Hogs are so angry that The Great Whore is now seriously contemplating changes to election law to prevent the Hogs from picking on HER in the next election....she is afraid that Hogs will give their support to NDP candidates in future and that the hopes of Justin Trudope and his federal Lie-berals will also be ruined thanks to Lie-beral failure to recognize impending threats!
And of course Ontari-owe Hog teachers (as well as all other Working Family Hogs) are planning massive `job action` to force government to give them more gravy.....just as the 2018 elections roll around. The Great Whore does NOT want to go into Lie-beral party history wearing the dunce cap labeled `Worst premier in Ontari-owe History`! So many looming threats to Lie-beral prosperity and peace of mind.....and those stunted little brain centres never saw any of it coming! Buying votes is so EASY-as long as the gravy supply is assured!
The situation is just as awkward for poor Justin Trudope. In his happy `what, me worry?` Lie-beral Ignorance, he assumed that he could become a great leader courtesy of nice hair, a polite manner, puppy dog eyes to please the ladies and some bland political platitudes recycled from speeches his father gave 30 years ago!
Sadly, there are things he overlooked. Things such as He doesn’t have any more gravy to hand to Hogs either and is looking at the same potential Hog switch to NDP! Or what about the Russian Bear threatening to grab more chunks of Ukraine and bully much of Europe with Putin cast as a latter day Hitler. And the Isis threat....just far away religious weirdos? Both Russians and mad dog Muslims were surely comfortably far off and no threat to a Lie-beral so why worry about them? So it seemed to the deficit un-fearful Lie-berals! But the world IS worried and it would damage Canadian foreign affairs not to be on side with our allies...so poor Justin has to figure out how to support our allies in a meaningful way-without actually DOING anything! A few token, lightly equipped Cdn soldiers to the Baltic and some training people to Iraq. And he must gut Conservative bill C-51-without actually appearing to do so for fear of angering Yankees and damaging our cross border trade! And he stays silent about Ukraine so as not to offend anybody.
Or, what of the danger of home grown terror-again, inability to recognize danger till the last moment has taken poor Justin by surprise-how shocked he must have been to hear of a murderous gunman running loose on Parliament Hill? The Paris killers, The assorted truckers running people down. Or the two Muslim clowns trying to derail a Via passenger train in Toronto with `help` from an FBI agent? How could he have failed to understand and appreciate the threat? What a slap in the face to Lie-berals everywhere who have been so friendly to all newcomers to Canada-why-the father of Omar Khadr was a CONVICTED TERRORIST Bomber languishing in an Italian jail when Lie-beral Jean Chretien did a deal with the Italians and INVITED the odious Khadrs to come to Canada! Now Our brainless Boy has to figure out how to implement Conservative Bill C-51 without appearing to do so-in order to retain the trust of our Yankee friends AND retain Muslim votes-its all so complicated and has him spinning in two faced circles!
And....WHY wont the economy balance itself poor Justin wonders-he has always had money and everybody has bills to pay so what is the problem? ? And why do people expect HIM to solve THEIR problems? Poor Justin does not see the harmful, job killing effect of high taxes and HUGE national debts! Instead of being acclaimed as a great leader, poor Justin has found himself dumped into a filthy political swamp fighting desperately to keep his head above the dirty water and never saw THAT coming either!
Bad enough that poor Justin might be a one term wonder-and how much WORSE it must be to think of LIE-beral party going BACK to THIRD place because they didn’t see or plan for the threats? After all, Lie-berals think of NDP members as people who have their hearts in a good place but they lack the low guile and cunning to be PROPER Lie-beral! Poor Justin never saw the threat posed by NDP either!
And the absolute ultimate historical Lie-beral `oopsie` didn’t see that coming moment hit Lie-beral prime minister Mackenzie King over the head-in much the same way that Our Boy has been blind sided by Muslim terror. In 1936 King traveled to Germany during the Munich Olympics and actually met and talked one on one with Adolf Hitler. King came back to Canada and explained that Hitler was “basically a good man, rather dour but giving the German people some much needed hope and discipline”! King went on to condemn that English chap-Winston Churchill- “as a “rabble rouser and a warmonger”! Oopsie.....Lie-berals are just not cut out for the deep thinking and long term planning needed in our complex modern government! They simply don’t see threats clearly enough-their brains are not fully developed!
