I already troll in real life. Last night leaving the Mandarin I asked the dumb blonde pushing her way into the restaurant if she gave any thought to waiting a second while the people leaving could make room for her in the restaurant.
It went over as well as you'd think. It ended with me laughing at her husband and my family dragging me away by my coat, lol.
My fav (not) is the parking lot at Costco. Same scenario.
You unload your cart into the truck, take the cart back, &
fire up your unit...& some tard is blocking your exit from
your own stall that you haven't left yet. Sitting in the middle
of the isle so nobody can pass him going either way, and
with his signal light on. OK....whatever, but now you can
only go out one way & that's into the nether regions of the
parking lot to end up behind those trolling for a spot still.
So you sit there & wait (pick a side of the road dude!), &
he sits there & waits. You turn on your own signal light so
he can clue in to just slide over a bit so you can at least
get out of the stall and leave without being shuffled to the
back of the lot. Dude just sits there as traffic piles up in both
directions now.
Now you get out, lean on your truck, fire up a dart, and watch,
and wait. Truck's running (Dut..Dut..Dut..Dut..Dut..Dut..) and
you're just leaning on it, waiting. You can't leave your stall now
anyway, as everything in the isle is goat-rodeo'd due to the one
same tard. Eventually, buddy will drive past, and you can pull
out like you need to, & someone else takes the spot. It is what
it is.....