Conservative candidate caught urinating in homeowner's coffee mug

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And given how blindly people vote for a party rather than a candidate, I bet many people would still have voted for him just for his party.
 

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What is the context to the missing in mug, was he using it as a chamber pot instead of going to the bathroom, or was he trying to get someone to drink piss? Just curious.
 

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What is the context to the missing in mug, was he using it as a chamber pot instead of going to the bathroom, or was he trying to get someone to drink piss? Just curious.
Me, too. Curious, I mean.

Or did he just have weak bladder muscles and couldn't hold it long enough?
 

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What is the context to the missing in mug, was he using it as a chamber pot instead of going to the bathroom, or was he trying to get someone to drink piss? Just curious.

Not the latter, he poured it down the sink. I'm guessing he was backward about asking the woman to use her bathroom and his back teeth may have been "floating". In reality what he did was probably quite harmless- probably more hazardous stuff goes down that sink. The idea of it is probably the worst aspect, but once it's disclosed you can't ignore it.

Or did he just have weak bladder muscles and couldn't hold it long enough?

That would be my guess. I'd guess it's a real bugger being him today.
 

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Not the latter, he poured it down the sink. I'm guessing he was backward about asking the woman to use her bathroom and his back teeth may have been "floating". In reality what he did was probably quite harmless- probably more hazardous stuff goes down that sink. The idea of it is probably the worst aspect, but once it's disclosed you can't ignore it.



That would be my guess. I'd guess it's a real bugger being him today.
Seems like it. I wonder if he's invested in some Depends yet.
Someone should let him know abbout Kegel exercises.
 

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Are you people insane, the man peed in a coffee mug, he did not screw 10 million retireease out of their retirement savings. I have pissed in coffee mugs, it works, he got caught by stealth. He rinsed it out for fug sake. Do you have high expectectations for little Harper fascists?Do you expect better minds to rally arround the banner? Are you drug abusers?
 

darkbeaver

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If you have to pee real bad any resepticle is acceptable, this is universal human law. The poor man is being condemned for a natural act, a desperate natural act, a natural imperative, an order not to be ignored. Maybe the can was not plumbed up and it was thirty-five below outside. I would have fought tooth and nail in my beaver costume. Vote for me next time and get some action. Peeing is a human right.
 

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Are you people insane, the man peed in a coffee mug, he did not screw 10 million retireease out of their retirement savings. I have pissed in coffee mugs, it works, he got caught by stealth. He rinsed it out for fug sake. Do you have high expectectations for little Harper fascists?Do you expect better minds to rally arround the banner? Are you drug abusers?

I know what you are saying, but it's still not a considerate thing to be doing in other people's houses and seeing someone doing it can leave a bad taste in your mouth. The job he was after was that of an M.P. not shovelling sh*t out of a pig sty.
 

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I would have used the sink and saved the dignity of the coffee mug. Most MPs would never admit to peeing in unassinged places but they all are men so they'd all lie through there teeth to prserve an illusion we all know is bogus. They should have all got behind this poor guy and insisted on brotherly conduct. So much blather about a cup full of urine while the global establishment burns.
 

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Given he was a general contractor .... if I had him working my house and I was a coffee drinker .... I would be concerned.

Well, to his credit he did rinse the cup out. :) I know when I was hunting and sleeping in a tent I used to keep a jar handy to save me making a trip in the middle of the night, of course in those days it was just recycled beer.

I would have used the sink and saved the dignity of the coffee mug. Most MPs would never admit to peeing in unassinged places but they all are men so they'd all lie through there teeth to prserve an illusion we all know is bogus. They should have all got behind this poor guy and insisted on brotherly conduct. So much blather about a cup full of urine while the global establishment burns.

You're right, it doesn't quite rank up there with axe murders!