Donald Trump Announces 2016 White House Bid
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Well some of what Trump says is true.. just wish it was somebody not so full of himself pushing it..
All he is doing in ranting FoxNews talking points.
Trump is a complete disaster, and that's why I think he'll win the election.
God Save America!!
If he is elected, somebody will have to kill this man..
All he is doing in ranting FoxNews talking points.
Trump is a complete disaster, and that's why I think he'll win the election.
God Save America!!
If he is elected, somebody will have to kill this man..
Yes I know that. Again why should I care about white illegal immigrants? They should follow the law too.
I think you are a bit prejudice to think that I as a white guy care more about white illegals. That's kind of ignorant.
You are out of control. If he was elected and you posted this, Canadian Content would be getting a phone call from the US Secret Service.
The ignorance is only shown by those who judge an illegal by the color of his skin, which you have done on many occasions.
Why would they?
It's not a threat, just stating a fact.
I'm going to guess that an illegal, or China, or just somebody wanting to make a name for themselves will do the job.
He already has 100 million on his head, and he's not even President Yet.
Mexican lord Joaquín Guzmán is offering a $100 million bounty for anyone who can bring him Donald Trump, dead or alive.
I'm guessing China may sweeten the pot a bit if he is elected.. :lol:
The sky is falling
What if the unthinkable happened? Donald Trump becomes U.S. President and Jeremy Corbyn makes it to Number 10: RICHARD LITTLEJOHN explores the scenario
By Richard Littlejohn
1 September 2015
Daily Mail
What if the unthinkable happened? Donald Trump becomes U.S. President and Jeremy Corbyn makes it to Number 10. Wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the wall at that summit meeting?
Hi, Jeremy. Welcome to the Trump White House. Lemme say first up that I just love Top Gear. That stuff about the Mexicans. Fantastic. What was it again . . .?
Actually, Mr President . . .
Not so formal, Jezza. You can call me The Donald.
If I must, Mr, er, Donald, but I should . . .
Donald Trump attends the Nfra Convention in Nashville on Sunday
I’ve got it written down somewhere. Your typical wetback is — and I’m quoting here — ‘a lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a moustache, leaning against a fence asleep, looking at a cactus, with a blanket with a hole in the middle as a coat’. That coulda been me speaking.
Er, I believe you’re labouring under . . .
Buncha rapists, murderers and drug dealers, Mexicans, all coming to America illegally. That’s why we’re building the wall. The Great Wall of Trump, we’re gonna call it. You should get yourselves a wall, Jezza. What I read, see on CNN, England’s being invaded by terrorists and towel-heads.
Sorry, Mr, um, Donald, but I really . . .
What was it you guys said about Mexican food? Oh, yeah. ‘Refried sick with cheese on it.’ Perfect. Mexican food makes me puke. Why can’t they eat steak, like everyone else? You like a rare steak, Jezza? We got the best beef in the world right here in America, though I do enjoy an Aberdeen Angus. Got myself a cattle ranch in Scotland, next to my golf course.
I’m a strict vegetarian. I love cold baked beans from the can.
Get outta here! You never mentioned that on Top Gear. What about that episode when you strapped a dead cow to the roof of a car, gonna cook it for dinner?
Mr, er, Donald. I’m afraid you’re confusing me with Jeremy Clarkson.
You’re not the guy from Top Gear?
Er, no.
So who the hell are you and what are you doing at the White House?
My name’s Jeremy Corbyn and I’m the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
What happened to the other guy?
Cameron, you mean?
No, the Labor one, Blair, with the greedy wife. She stayed at one of my Trump resorts once. Cleaned us out of bath towels and dressing gowns, even emptied the mini bar and the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. Left without paying.
Blair doesn’t visit Britain any more. Not since I announced that I am going to have him arrested and put on trial for war crimes.
War crimes? He’s the guy who helped us kick a*s in Eye-Rack.
Precisely.
We gave him the Congressional Medal of Honor. And you wanna put him in jail? What’s the Labor Party say about it?
It’s the Labour Party that wants him convicted of war crimes.
Jeremy Corbyn attends the Notting Hill Carnival in London at the weekend
This is the guy who won Labor three elections? And now his own party treats him like a war criminal? I thought American politics were rough.
We are cleansing the stables, rethinking our strategic alliances. That’s what I wanted to talk to you about.
OK, Jezza, let’s start again. We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. Lemme pour you a large Scotch. It comes all the way from my very own Trump distillery in Scotland.
Thank you, no. I’m teetotal.
Holy Guacamole! You’re the Prime Minister, but you don’t drink and you don’t eat meat. Dontcha have any appetites? Howsabout a nice fat cigar, rolled on the creamy thighs of virgins at my own plantation?
I don’t smoke, either.
Jeez. Winston Churchill must be spinning in his grave. You’re not a faggot, are you?
No, but some of my best friends . . .
Right, enough of the small talk. Cards on the table time. Did I mention I own a few casinos, too? You must stop by, next time you’re in Vegas. I’ll comp you a couple of lap-dances, massage maybe.
I don’t approve of gambling, or exploitation of women for male sexual gratification.
You sure you’re not a fag?
I would appreciate it if you would desist from homophobic abuse, Mr, er, Donald.
Whatever you say, good buddy. Let’s get down to business. What can I do for you?
For a start, we want you to shut down Guantanamo Bay.
Believe me, I’m working on it, Jezza. Gitmo is ripe for redevelopment, a perfect site for a new Trump resort and championship golf course. But there’s the problem of all the crazies still there.
Just let them go.
Let them go? These guys are the worst of the worst, stone killers. What if they just head straight for Syria and join up with Isis? Or go back to Afghanistan to rejoin the Taliban? It took us ten years to take out Osama Bin Laden.
Yes, that was a terrible tragedy.
You can say that again. How the hell did it take us a whole decade to kill the most wanted man in the world?
That wasn’t what I meant. I think it was a tragedy that your trigger-happy gunmen murdered him. There was no attempt whatsoever that I can see to arrest him, put him on trial, to go through that process. This was an assassination, a tragedy.
I can’t believe I’m hearing this from a British Prime Minister. This is the guy behind 9/11, responsible for who knows how many thousand other deaths. I thought you Brits were supposed to be standing shoulder to shoulder with us in the war on terror.
Not any more. I was against the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. And I think it’s time we opened talks with Isis and sought a political solution.
You’re kidding me, right? These barbarians are beheading their way across the Mid-East, destroying ancient civilisations. I’ve had to put on hold my plans to build Trump resorts in Syria and Libya. You can’t negotiate with savages. We should nuke the lot of them.
Yes, they are brutal. Yes, some of what they have done is quite appalling. Likewise, what the Americans did in Fallujah and other places is appalling
You cannot be serious. You’re comparing brave U.S regular soldiers with bloodthirsty terrorists? That’s an insult to all the Americans who have given their lives in two world wars to keep Europe safe and free. Nato has kept the peace for 70 years.
That’s something else I wanted to mention. Britain is pulling out of Nato and we want all American air bases in England closed by Christmas. We are also scrapping our Trident nuclear deterrent and selling our submarines to Russia.
You can’t do that. It’s insane. How will you defend yourselves?
We won’t have to. President Putin has offered to bring us under the Russian nuclear umbrella. And our new alliances with Hamas, Hezbollah and Isis, in exchange for scrapping all immigration controls and the immediate introduction of Sharia law in Britain, reduces the threat from Islamist freedom fighters, especially now that we have expelled the Israeli ambassador in London and closed our embassy in Tel Aviv.
But a country which can’t control its own borders has no damn right to call itself a proper country.
We reject the old fascistic construct of nationhood and are declaring ourselves a People’s Democratic Socialist Collective, open to everyone in the world.
Even Mexicans?
Provided they agree to vote Labour and convert to Islam.
Heavens to Betsy! You’ll go bankrupt overnight and drive away foreign investment.
I’m glad you brought that up. Under our Coalition agreement with the SNP, all foreign-owned assets in Scotland are to be nationalised without compensation. So you can kiss goodbye to your Trump hotels, golf course and whatever else you’ve plundered from the Scottish people, you evil, capitalist Yankee imperialist running dog.
Outta the Oval Office, right now! You don’t have to resign from Nato. You’re FIRED! Get me the Pentagon on the phone. Where did the Brits find this bearded Bolshevik? And why the hell couldn’t they have elected Jeremy Clarkson instead?
By Richard Littlejohn
1 September 2015
Daily Mail
What if the unthinkable happened? Donald Trump becomes U.S. President and Jeremy Corbyn makes it to Number 10. Wouldn’t you like to be a fly on the wall at that summit meeting?
Hi, Jeremy. Welcome to the Trump White House. Lemme say first up that I just love Top Gear. That stuff about the Mexicans. Fantastic. What was it again . . .?
Actually, Mr President . . .
Not so formal, Jezza. You can call me The Donald.
If I must, Mr, er, Donald, but I should . . .
Donald Trump attends the Nfra Convention in Nashville on Sunday
I’ve got it written down somewhere. Your typical wetback is — and I’m quoting here — ‘a lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a moustache, leaning against a fence asleep, looking at a cactus, with a blanket with a hole in the middle as a coat’. That coulda been me speaking.
Er, I believe you’re labouring under . . .
Buncha rapists, murderers and drug dealers, Mexicans, all coming to America illegally. That’s why we’re building the wall. The Great Wall of Trump, we’re gonna call it. You should get yourselves a wall, Jezza. What I read, see on CNN, England’s being invaded by terrorists and towel-heads.
Sorry, Mr, um, Donald, but I really . . .
What was it you guys said about Mexican food? Oh, yeah. ‘Refried sick with cheese on it.’ Perfect. Mexican food makes me puke. Why can’t they eat steak, like everyone else? You like a rare steak, Jezza? We got the best beef in the world right here in America, though I do enjoy an Aberdeen Angus. Got myself a cattle ranch in Scotland, next to my golf course.
I’m a strict vegetarian. I love cold baked beans from the can.
Get outta here! You never mentioned that on Top Gear. What about that episode when you strapped a dead cow to the roof of a car, gonna cook it for dinner?
Mr, er, Donald. I’m afraid you’re confusing me with Jeremy Clarkson.
You’re not the guy from Top Gear?
Er, no.
So who the hell are you and what are you doing at the White House?
My name’s Jeremy Corbyn and I’m the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
What happened to the other guy?
Cameron, you mean?
No, the Labor one, Blair, with the greedy wife. She stayed at one of my Trump resorts once. Cleaned us out of bath towels and dressing gowns, even emptied the mini bar and the all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet. Left without paying.
Blair doesn’t visit Britain any more. Not since I announced that I am going to have him arrested and put on trial for war crimes.
War crimes? He’s the guy who helped us kick a*s in Eye-Rack.
Precisely.
We gave him the Congressional Medal of Honor. And you wanna put him in jail? What’s the Labor Party say about it?
It’s the Labour Party that wants him convicted of war crimes.
Jeremy Corbyn attends the Notting Hill Carnival in London at the weekend
This is the guy who won Labor three elections? And now his own party treats him like a war criminal? I thought American politics were rough.
We are cleansing the stables, rethinking our strategic alliances. That’s what I wanted to talk to you about.
OK, Jezza, let’s start again. We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot. Lemme pour you a large Scotch. It comes all the way from my very own Trump distillery in Scotland.
Thank you, no. I’m teetotal.
Holy Guacamole! You’re the Prime Minister, but you don’t drink and you don’t eat meat. Dontcha have any appetites? Howsabout a nice fat cigar, rolled on the creamy thighs of virgins at my own plantation?
I don’t smoke, either.
Jeez. Winston Churchill must be spinning in his grave. You’re not a faggot, are you?
No, but some of my best friends . . .
Right, enough of the small talk. Cards on the table time. Did I mention I own a few casinos, too? You must stop by, next time you’re in Vegas. I’ll comp you a couple of lap-dances, massage maybe.
I don’t approve of gambling, or exploitation of women for male sexual gratification.
You sure you’re not a fag?
I would appreciate it if you would desist from homophobic abuse, Mr, er, Donald.
Whatever you say, good buddy. Let’s get down to business. What can I do for you?
For a start, we want you to shut down Guantanamo Bay.
Believe me, I’m working on it, Jezza. Gitmo is ripe for redevelopment, a perfect site for a new Trump resort and championship golf course. But there’s the problem of all the crazies still there.
Just let them go.
Let them go? These guys are the worst of the worst, stone killers. What if they just head straight for Syria and join up with Isis? Or go back to Afghanistan to rejoin the Taliban? It took us ten years to take out Osama Bin Laden.
Yes, that was a terrible tragedy.
You can say that again. How the hell did it take us a whole decade to kill the most wanted man in the world?
That wasn’t what I meant. I think it was a tragedy that your trigger-happy gunmen murdered him. There was no attempt whatsoever that I can see to arrest him, put him on trial, to go through that process. This was an assassination, a tragedy.
I can’t believe I’m hearing this from a British Prime Minister. This is the guy behind 9/11, responsible for who knows how many thousand other deaths. I thought you Brits were supposed to be standing shoulder to shoulder with us in the war on terror.
Not any more. I was against the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. And I think it’s time we opened talks with Isis and sought a political solution.
You’re kidding me, right? These barbarians are beheading their way across the Mid-East, destroying ancient civilisations. I’ve had to put on hold my plans to build Trump resorts in Syria and Libya. You can’t negotiate with savages. We should nuke the lot of them.
Yes, they are brutal. Yes, some of what they have done is quite appalling. Likewise, what the Americans did in Fallujah and other places is appalling
You cannot be serious. You’re comparing brave U.S regular soldiers with bloodthirsty terrorists? That’s an insult to all the Americans who have given their lives in two world wars to keep Europe safe and free. Nato has kept the peace for 70 years.
That’s something else I wanted to mention. Britain is pulling out of Nato and we want all American air bases in England closed by Christmas. We are also scrapping our Trident nuclear deterrent and selling our submarines to Russia.
You can’t do that. It’s insane. How will you defend yourselves?
We won’t have to. President Putin has offered to bring us under the Russian nuclear umbrella. And our new alliances with Hamas, Hezbollah and Isis, in exchange for scrapping all immigration controls and the immediate introduction of Sharia law in Britain, reduces the threat from Islamist freedom fighters, especially now that we have expelled the Israeli ambassador in London and closed our embassy in Tel Aviv.
But a country which can’t control its own borders has no damn right to call itself a proper country.
We reject the old fascistic construct of nationhood and are declaring ourselves a People’s Democratic Socialist Collective, open to everyone in the world.
Even Mexicans?
Provided they agree to vote Labour and convert to Islam.
Heavens to Betsy! You’ll go bankrupt overnight and drive away foreign investment.
I’m glad you brought that up. Under our Coalition agreement with the SNP, all foreign-owned assets in Scotland are to be nationalised without compensation. So you can kiss goodbye to your Trump hotels, golf course and whatever else you’ve plundered from the Scottish people, you evil, capitalist Yankee imperialist running dog.
Outta the Oval Office, right now! You don’t have to resign from Nato. You’re FIRED! Get me the Pentagon on the phone. Where did the Brits find this bearded Bolshevik? And why the hell couldn’t they have elected Jeremy Clarkson instead?
I'll not vote this time. the lady I would support isn;t running so I'm not into anyone else on the scene
I don't suppose that "news" site is run by Jerry Springer by any chance?
Try hitting the "home" button there and look around. I think I spotted an article where some lady gave birth to a 16 pound pearl there. Wouldn't surprise me if there was a lizard boy article somewhere there either.
lol
erm, who the hell is Jeremy Corbin and does anyone care?
Well that's what happens when you have sex on the beach... sand gets compacted and voila a pearl 9 months later.. LOL :lol:
oh you mad. :lol:
He's made the British Labour Party viable again and the British Labour Party hates him for it. You should develope an interest of some kind.
It certainly will.
LOL You and Walter seeing eye to eye about Donald Trump.. never thought I'd see the day when Eagle is defending the Donald..
Best evidence of the United States is being sucked down a sewer..
Here is mastrabation material for Eagle and Walter..
Is Donald Trump really a Liberal dividing the Republican vote for a Hillary Clinton to win??
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgKWPcpwFDs
For values of "forever branded" = EagleSmack whining about it when he's mad because he can't answer your argument.
What is the argument T-Bones?
I asked him to show me one instance of his accusation...
"The ignorance is only shown by those who judge an illegal by the color of his skin, which you have done on many occasions."
And he cannot because there is not one occasion.
Just like you when you accused me of posting something that I never did. AND you apologized for the false accusation.
But please... show me this argument.
You're just another liar spewing his nonsense.