Why Americans should give thanks for the British Empire

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English and French. There's a reason for that.

And we all know what that reason is, just as we all know why you use English Common Law, the Westminster system and the Queen - and it's not because you suddenly looked overseas one day, saw them, and decided of your own accord to adopt them.
Why didn't you win the war so there was one language (design or inability to complete the task) or did you and the French come up with that to keep Canada close to disorder the same you designed a conflict zone when you put in the India/Pakistan border?

It's also true that you hired a lot of mercenaries when the US/UK war was going on, since they weren't from the UK were they designed to be 'cannon fodder'?
 

Blackleaf

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You're kidding me. The Brits actually do that?!


You're surprised? Probably not as surprised as I am at finding out that you switch on lights by flicking the switch UP! What kind of backwardness is that? It just makes no sense. That's as weird as reading right to left or driving on the right. It's just weird.

What Queen?

What queen do you think I'm talking about?

Do you have Federalist Parliament?


Not yet. But we may do in the future.

We have the Westminster system of governance which, thanks to the British Empire, Canada - a product of the empire - adopted.
 

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The only reason Brits drive on the wrong side was to keep the Brit auto makers from being crushed by Nor Am and Euro manufacturers.
 

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The only reason Brits drive on the wrong side was to keep the Brit auto makers from being crushed by Nor Am and Euro manufacturers.


Most Britons drive on the correct side of the road - the left. If you drive on the right it's illegal.

By "North American" I'm assuming you mean American, as most Britons would struggle to name a Canadian car manufacturer. Most American cars are crap.

Driving on the left is the original, normal way of doing things. It's driving on the right which is more newfangled and abnormal. Not to mention that driving on the left is safer, which probably goes some way to explaining why British roads are about the safest on earth.
 

Blackleaf

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Is it English we speak? My mother took a trip to England many years ago, and when she was down in the south west counties, she couldn't understand a f**king word the blokes were saying.

And in Britain it's quite normal to not be able to understand what people are saying in other parts of the country. Someone from Kent would probably not be able to understand a word someone from Newcastle says, even though they speak the same language.
 

petros

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Several different species of jibberish is something to be proud of?

Most Britons drive on the correct side of the road - the left. If you drive on the right it's illegal.

By "North American" I'm assuming you mean American, as most Britons would struggle to name a Canadian car manufacturer. Most American cars are crap.

Driving on the left is the original, normal way of doing things. It's driving on the right which is more newfangled and abnormal. Not to mention that driving on the left is safer, which probably goes some way to explaining why British roads are about the safest on earth.
Are you high?
 

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And in Britain it's quite normal to not be able to understand what people are saying in other parts of the country. Someone from Kent would probably not be able to understand a word someone from Newcastle says, even though they speak the same language.

And yet these illiterate people figure their lingo should be spoken in other parts of the world!
 

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You're surprised? Probably not as surprised as I am at finding out that you switch on lights by flicking the switch UP! What kind of backwardness is that? It just makes no sense. That's as weird as reading right to left or driving on the right. It's just weird.

I shouldn't be. Brits do everything backwards.