Name 1 country that could beat Canada in an all out war

Cannuck

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Yes. That's understandable given the history your nation and Blackies nation have had. You've both had some pretty glorious pasts and it can be difficult knowing that your better days are behind you.

20,000 wounded and 2000 dead in aghanistan (a dirt poor, uneducated third world population). Close to 4500 dead and 30,000 injured in Iraq. It's simply not a dick measuring contest to understand reality. That reality is that a well financed, well armed, educated foe with access to your front door would inflict significant damage to the U.S. so much so that they would not remain in the fight for the long haul (ala Vietnam, Iraq, Somalia, Lebanon etc). The fact that you would try a belittle a Canadian effort with your silly flaming bag of **** comment proves you are either engaging in a dick measuring contest or you are a complete and utter moron. I think I'm being kind suggesting it's the former. I could be wrong though.
 

Kreskin

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Come to think of it. I bet Canada has more gorillas per capita than all of the US Zoos combined. We're so screwed.
Not only that our elected officials in Ottawa are highly trained to jump out from behind things are roll while shooting handguns. Very James Bond-like.
 

EagleSmack

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Yes. That's understandable given the history your nation and Blackies nation have had. You've both had some pretty glorious pasts and it can be difficult knowing that your better days are behind you.

20,000 wounded and 2000 dead in aghanistan (a dirt poor, uneducated third world population). Close to 4500 dead and 30,000 injured in Iraq. It's simply not a dick measuring contest to understand reality. That reality is that a well financed, well armed, educated foe with access to your front door would inflict significant damage to the U.S. so much so that they would not remain in the fight for the long haul (ala Vietnam, Iraq, Somalia, Lebanon etc). The fact that you would try a belittle a Canadian effort with your silly flaming bag of **** comment proves you are either engaging in a dick measuring contest or you are a complete and utter moron. I think I'm being kind suggesting it's the former. I could be wrong though.

Seems?

Here you go... here's a ruler for you.



Before or after you toilet paper all the houses along the border?

Not only that our elected officials in Ottawa are highly trained to jump out from behind things are roll while shooting handguns. Very James Bond-like.

You'll find ours getting botox and in tanning beds.
 

EagleSmack

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It appears maybe I was wrong. I don't actually think you're engaging in a dick measuring contest

Just don't cut off the maple syrup supply ok.


20,000 wounded and 2000 dead in aghanistan (a dirt poor, uneducated third world population). Close to 4500 dead and 30,000 injured in Iraq. It's simply not a dick measuring contest to understand reality. That reality is that a well financed, well armed, educated foe with access to your front door would inflict significant damage to the U.S. so much so that they would not remain in the fight for the long haul (ala Vietnam, Iraq, Somalia, Lebanon etc). The fact that you would try a belittle a Canadian effort with your silly flaming bag of **** comment proves you are either engaging in a dick measuring contest or you are a complete and utter moron. I think I'm being kind suggesting it's the former. I could be wrong though.

Like Rwanda
 

Spade

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I believe Chile could. They could bomb us with their red -hot peppers. We don't have a large enough supply of yogurt to quench the fire.
 

Angstrom

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The question should be more like:

Why would anyone even bother to want to occupy Canada....
( •᷄ὤ•᷅)?

Think about this for a second:

-Our population is shrinking, so we need constant immigration or this country will self extinct itself in a few generations.
Why would you invade a DNA graveyard?

The best way to occupy Canada is by winning you're own majority government.
 

B00Mer

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The question should be more like:

Why would anyone even bother to want to occupy Canada....
( •᷄ὤ•᷅)?

Think about this for a second:

-Our population is shrinking, so we need constant immigration or this country will self extinct itself in a few generations.
Why would you invade a DNA graveyard?

The best way to occupy Canada is by winning you're own majority government.

Middle class is failing.. in 2 generations Canada will look like..

 

Dexter Sinister

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Really B00mer? All out war, no holds barred? The U.S. nuclear arsenal could turn the populated Canadian landscape into a plain of glass.