"Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for 2 in a bed."

"... and by country we mean a sovereign state as recognised by the UN."

"The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!!"

"If it's a girl they're gonna name it Sigourney, after the actress. And if it's a boy they're gonna name him Rodney, after Dave."

"When I was a kid I ate a beetle because I thought it was liquorice."

"Well may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain..."

"What's rather attractive about the army of Costa Rica?"