Ever dealt with Russians?
They will *shut you down* especially when you do something smarter than them, even when you are technically on the same side of good.
You have to have grown up in Alberta to know how much fun there was to be felt by those dis-jointed geeks feeling freedom from shutting down others like Belinda Stronach and Joe Clark. It's a very weird Alberta thing, sort of related to something along the lines of not being molested therefore nobody loves you... seriously I think only one of the Seven Arch Angels gets it... in the mean time let's tell the Queen we love her reighn, and encourage ... hmm .. I dunno... it used to be that the Queen offerered her second son Andrew to carry the canadian Crown over here if we'd set him up as Canadian King, but Truedeau said no... hmm... leaving us with an Albertan of a form which I swear unto you is only an Albertan who never figured out how to jerk off enough to get Lucifer to bone him.
In the mean time there is the problem of an extremely boring nation to maintain.
If you get everything worked out right, then theoretically it is perfectly possible to get a computer robot to call you up to nag you about a parking ticket and ... bloody hell ... I seriously am going to be a prick about this and I apologize to any and all who are good, but!
On one had I would like to nuke a robot calling me about a f-cking parking ticket, while on the other hand I hate the way they degrade a phone-caller into that job, therefore...
... therfore...
... *@#$ ... what if we make it so a priest calls and half the money goes to a church!?!