German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place
- Thread starter Avro
- Start date
I've had no complaints concerning my Canadian-Irishman.
My first gf was awesome at the time, IMO. My redheaded Canuck could have used improvement, but I think that was because she was pretty young. My Canadian-Lebanese gf was wonderful, and my present gf (also a Canuck) is pretty good. I have to take the abilities of the rest of the countries' people on face-value.
Doin' fine DB...thanks for asking. Are the chickens tucked away out of the weather?
lol... I'll give you the first point... being 11th worst in a list of 20 isn't exactly pride worthy.
But... sex is a two way street. Where the men fail, it's because the women do too. Imagine what Spanish or Brazilian men would say about Canadian women in bed! lol.
Englishmen men make the world's best lovers. They have the world's best sense of humour - which is what women like - and, unlike Americans, aren't too formal when it comes to romancing (all that opening a car door to let the woman in first, or standing up when she enters the room, is just daft. Just take her out on a pub crawl a force thirty pints down her neck and you'll be sorted).
German men make the world's worst lovers probably because saying "I love you" in German sounds like a member of the Gestapo barking out orders.
Scottish men are bad because it'll take the biggest miracle since Jesus fed the 5000 for a woman to persuade him to part with his money to buy her a gift. And Welsh men would make bad lovers because a woman, taking her Welsh lover round to her place, would have to keep her beady eye on him to make sure he doesn't steal anything.
German men make the world's worst lovers probably because saying "I love you" in German sounds like a member of the Gestapo barking out orders.
Scottish men are bad because it'll take the biggest miracle since Jesus fed the 5000 for a woman to persuade him to part with his money to buy her a gift. And Welsh men would make bad lovers because a woman, taking her Welsh lover round to her place, would have to keep her beady eye on him to make sure he doesn't steal anything.
I've got lots of experience when it comes to pulling birds in pubs. And English girls don't like all that faffing about with formality. This is the "ladette" generation. If you meet one at a bar and buy them a couple of Barcardi Breezers you'll be as likely to score as Didier Drogba.
It's a coping mechanism, to deal with the short-comings of the Englishman. :lol:
:canada:
You know how that is, karrie. Man are always horny. If you asked men, women from all these countries will receive top ratings, I don’t think any country would come behind any other. It will be a 20 way tie, all the men saying that their women are the greatest lovers in the world.
As to smelly, poorly groomed etc. a man never notices these things when he is horny and wants to get it on. Man is much more controlled by his penis than a woman is controlled by her pussy.
Maybe so, Blackleaf, but many North Americans just don't get the British humour.
But, we need to get them to cover their mouths when they tell jokes.
Something about bad dental hygiene in another thread. lolI've heard English men are quite kinky and really into the roleplaying, "Come on Missus, let's go to bed. You can be my nanny again and spank me".
Not according to the list, English men are second worst. To lazy to show a women a little respect and you said it yourself.....:lol:
Avro, even in England the men do not have a good reputation when it comes to sex, when it come to love making. I remember when we lived in Britain, there was a smash comedy, it was a big hit.
You may remember it, Blackleaf.
“No sex please, we are British.”