Funny, I was going to show a plot with the same idea.
I hate the word 'signage', as in "We need more signage to get our word out."
What's wrong with "signs"?
I ran across this the other day and found it interesting.
"9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think"
1. Irregardless
2. Peruse
3. Ironic
4. Pristine
5. Nonplussed
6. Bemused
7. Enormity
8. Plethora
9. Deceptively
Here for the why's and how's, though beware of the swear words and obvious eye candy (if you're really that prudish) : 9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think | Cracked.com
And yes, it is the internet incarnation of that juvenille rag, 'Cracked Magazine' (though not with the modern connotation of 'Cracked'.) :lol:
I ran across this the other day and found it interesting.
"9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think"
1. Irregardless
2. Peruse
3. Ironic
4. Pristine
5. Nonplussed
6. Bemused
7. Enormity
8. Plethora
9. Deceptively
Here for the why's and how's, though beware of the swear words and obvious eye candy (if you're really that prudish) : 9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think | Cracked.com
And yes, it is the internet incarnation of that juvenille rag, 'Cracked Magazine' (though not with the modern connotation of 'Cracked'.) :lol:
Did you notice that 'peruse' is on both lists? I guess that the jury's still out on that one.
This one was my personal favourite, "Fat chance; slim chance: (Both mean "not too likely") 'Chance' is my dog's name and, well, we live in Likely. And yes he is fat.
Yes but "speed was a factor" can also be something like "alcohol was a factor" or road conditons were a factor and on and on. A three car pile up on snowy roads may be a SNAFU but it's also a situation where road conditons were a factor and maybe even speed and/or alcohol! :lol:;-) Can't really see a cop reporting like "Whew what a SNAFU that was!!!" lolThat was literally worth a giggle. Snafu is "situation normal; all f'd up"
Cops invent strange phrases. "Speed was a factor" Well, excuse me but speed = velocity, and if there was no velocity involved there would be no movement and hence, no infraction (other than possibly blocking traffic).
lol Or "Man, after that crash every vehicle was missing speed as a factor and they were all fubar."Yes but "speed was a factor" can also be something like "alcohol was a factor" or road conditons were a factor and on and on. A three car pile up on snowy roads may be a SNAFU but it's also a situation where road conditons were a factor and maybe even speed and/or alcohol! :lol:;-) Can't really see a cop reporting like "Whew what a SNAFU that was!!!" lol
I've been there, many many years ago I worked in Horsefly.
I think that maybe they said, "If you had half a brain cell in your head, it would be lonely." (I've heard that one before.)
Which makes perfect (non)sense, 'cause if you had just half a brain cell... of course it would be lonely.
Did you notice that 'peruse' is on both lists? I guess that the jury's still out on that one.
This one was my personal favourite, "Fat chance; slim chance: (Both mean "not too likely") 'Chance' is my dog's name and, well, we live in Likely. And yes he is fat.
Quite an extensive list. However, I don’t think it is exhaustive, I think he missed a couple. One I can think of is the word ‘bomb’. Bomb can mean that something was a success (it went off like a bomb) or that something was a failure (it bombed).
The word ‘mad’ is particularly interesting in that it denotes the extremes at both ends. It can mean ecstatically happy or seething, boiling with anger. I still remember my English teacher giving us the following example as to the nuances of English language.
I went mad over the flat.
This sentence has totally different meaning in North America and Britain, since in Brittan a flat means an apartment.