The daughter of a friend of ours housesits. Surely you could find someone like that.If I was getting a dog it would likely be a Border Collie. We travel a fair amount in our old age and the dog would have to be boarded somewhere.
I suppose but I think it'd be like putting a bale of hay over a cannon. "Silencer" is a misnomer. Guns still make noise.Propane cannons would work. Try renting one for a week or so.Can you get a silencer for a twelve gauge?;-)