Here is a transcript of the re-enactment.
Lesbian 1: Mmmmmmm baby I am gonna lick the icing of your cherry cheese danish.
Lesbian 2: Oh yeah, not before I get a bite out of your apple fritter
Priest: Excuse me ladies, but I am a man of God. Could you not do this somewhere else.
Lesbian 2: Fu ck off Priest go diddle some children
Lesbian 1: You tell the him baby! You are so hot and my cruller is just dripping with honey mmmmmmm
Lesbian 2: MMMMMMMMMM
Lesbian 1 Mmmmmmm
Management: Excuse me please remove your fingers from her pumpkin spice. This is a family restaraunt.
Priest: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy...
Lesbian 2: Every thing was fine until Father Fruit Explosion showed up. Why don't you shut up and make me an ice coffee.
Lesbian 1: I can feel the heat between blueberry bagel and I just want cover it with cream cheese
Management: That's it. I am afraid you'll have to leave.
Priest: Helloed be thy name. Oh wait.. Hallowed be thy name..
Lesbian 2: Nazi!
Lesbian 1: Fascist
Lesbian 2: You are so hot...
Lesbian 1: No no you are so hot!!!
Lesbian 1 and 2: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Management: That's it! Get the fu ck out!!
Priest: Hey wait up! I'll watch.. I mean pray for both of you in the parking lot.
Below are pictures of the Lesbians (as I envision them) on the day in question.
In Tim Hortons
Later that evening
Lesbian 1: Mmmmmmm baby I am gonna lick the icing of your cherry cheese danish.
Lesbian 2: Oh yeah, not before I get a bite out of your apple fritter
Priest: Excuse me ladies, but I am a man of God. Could you not do this somewhere else.
Lesbian 2: Fu ck off Priest go diddle some children
Lesbian 1: You tell the him baby! You are so hot and my cruller is just dripping with honey mmmmmmm
Lesbian 2: MMMMMMMMMM
Lesbian 1 Mmmmmmm
Management: Excuse me please remove your fingers from her pumpkin spice. This is a family restaraunt.
Priest: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy...
Lesbian 2: Every thing was fine until Father Fruit Explosion showed up. Why don't you shut up and make me an ice coffee.
Lesbian 1: I can feel the heat between blueberry bagel and I just want cover it with cream cheese
Management: That's it. I am afraid you'll have to leave.
Priest: Helloed be thy name. Oh wait.. Hallowed be thy name..
Lesbian 2: Nazi!
Lesbian 1: Fascist
Lesbian 2: You are so hot...
Lesbian 1: No no you are so hot!!!
Lesbian 1 and 2: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Management: That's it! Get the fu ck out!!
Priest: Hey wait up! I'll watch.. I mean pray for both of you in the parking lot.
Below are pictures of the Lesbians (as I envision them) on the day in question.
In Tim Hortons
Later that evening