'Jesus and Santa are 'verifiably white'

Sal

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Since Santa is symbolic of the spirit of merriment, giving, sharing, joy, surprise and warmth he is any colour we paint him to be. He is not racially owned ya blonde bimbo.

She is one miserable, forceful, unhappy woman. Hope Santa leaves her a lump of coal dropped from his lily white paw.
 

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I remember reading as a lad a December issue of Mad Magazine. In it they had drawn what they thought a Clue Clucks Clan's Christmas card would look like. The caption inside the card read, "May all your Christmases be White!"
"White Christmas" 1954 Bing Crosby & Danny Kaye - YouTube

Sorry for the gratuitous alliteration.
based on what my assholified relatives look like, the Christmas cards should read, may all your Christmases be wide. ;)
 

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based on what my assholified relatives look like, the Christmas cards should read, may all your Christmases be wide. ;)
did you notice how tiny these people are in the vid...was interesting commentary all by itself ... burp
 

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Given that the St. Nicholas Santa is based on was born in what is now Turkey, and Jesus was a Levantine Jew, chances are they were both pretty swarthy. And that's all I have to say about this foolishness.
 

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did you notice how tiny these people are in the vid...was interesting commentary all by itself ... burp

Jesus, Sal, them are children!

PS
The Spaminator's humour is becoming more sophisticated. He must be taking laughter lessons.
 

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Jesus, Sal, them are children!

PS
The Spaminator's humour is becoming more sophisticated. He must be taking laughter lessons.
 

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Fox’s Megyn Kelly now admits Jesus may not be 'white' (+video)






http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/Decoder-Wire/2013/1214/Flash!-Fox-s-Megyn-Kelly-now-admits-Jesus-may-not-be-white-video




Noting that the historical character St. Nicholas was born in what is now Turkey, Jon Stewart said, "My guess is that there'd be no Christmas if he looked like that dude, because he's probably still on the no-fly list.”




As for Jesus, Stewart’s answer to Kelly was, “"You do know that Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, right?"
 

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Jesus, Sal, them are children!

PS
The Spaminator's humour is becoming more sophisticated. He must be taking laughter lessons.
oh 8O

OK, OK, you guys, Kelly responded on Friday. Can’t you recognize tongue-in-cheek when you see it?
"Humor is part of what we try to bring to the show. Sometimes that's lost on the humorless,” she said.
"This would be funny if it were not so telling about our society,” Kelly said. “In particular the knee jerk instinct by so many to race bait and to assume the worst in people, especially people employed by the very powerful Fox News channel.”
She did concede that she had been wrong to assert that “Jesus was a white man.”
The question of Jesus' race is "far from settled,” she acknowledged.

from tay's article

and this folks is what passes for journalistic integrity in today's society

this is supposed to be one of our sources of information

this is what we have been reduced to

this is our level of Walter Cronkite in today's world

It would be funny if it wasn't so so so sad.
 

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oh 8O



from tay's article

and this folks is what passes for journalistic integrity in today's society

this is supposed to be one of our sources of information

this is what we have been reduced to

this is our level of Walter Cronkite in today's world

It would be funny if it wasn't so so so sad.






It's not my article. I just posted an link so all could see the tap dancing in the video...........










 

Sal

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It's not my article. I just posted an link so all could see the tap dancing in the video...........

okay I did not mean you get the credit for writing the article...I was just merely crediting you with finding it.

those little brown santas look yummy
 

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The depth of the conversation is many time deeper than it was last year. Amazing is the only term that aptly describes it this year. lol
 

Sal

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The depth of the conversation is many time deeper than it was last year. Amazing is the only term that aptly describes it this year. lol
I don't actually watch her so if you are telling us she has improved while it is a bit disturbing, forward movement should always be supported.
 

Sal

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The depth of the conversation is many time deeper than it was last year. Amazing is the only term that aptly describes it this year. lol

You are assuming deeper means forward, in this case it doesn't.
because deeper meaning is more forward...

perhaps you could explain a little about what your comment actually meant then....thanks
 

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because deeper meaning is more forward...

perhaps you could explain a little about what your comment actually meant then....thanks
Sure, this is from the Rothschild Bible thread and is the latest series on what the Bible is, most here would buy right into everything that is promoted no matter how much it actually conflicts with the actual Scriptures.

One example is the verse below is promoted as being written 100's of years after the time the person could have been a witness.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.

Bible Secrets Revealed? A Response to the New History Channel Series (Part 1) | Canon Fodder
1. Sensationalistic. Everybody loves a good conspiracy. It is built-in to the human (and particularly American) psyche. We love the idea that the truth has been suppressed for generations only to now be uncovered.
Unfortunately, the title of this new series feeds this conspiracy craving in all of us, and gives a sensationalistic feel to the whole enterprise. Bible Secrets Revealed. Really? This title implies that secrets have been kept from an unsuspecting public for two millennia (presumably by the church or other Christian leaders), only now to be graciously exposed by these noble scholars. Conclusion: you can trust secular scholars but not the church (or the Bible).


2. One-sided. This sensationalistic impulse naturally leads a documentary to want to prove that the traditional view is mistaken (after all, the traditional view is rather boring and unexciting). Thus, we are not surprised when we quickly realize that this documentary will not even be trying to present a balanced perspective. It is decidedly geared to disprove the Bible.


3. Over-stated Historical Claims. Time and time again, this opening installment in this new video series makes historical claims that are partially true, but also a bit misleading. I cannot mention all of these, but here are a few:

  • As it pertains to the authorship of the four gospels, the video quotes scholars as absolutely certain that none of these were eyewitnesses. For instance, Candida Moss declares, “We have four gospels written by four different authors, written decades, maybe as long as a century after [Jesus] died, and none of these authors actually met Jesus.” But, this is a level of certainty that is not warranted by the evidence. She offers no indication that there is any scholarly debate about this (and there is), nor does she suggest there is any positive evidence for the traditional authorship of the gospels (and there is).

  • As another example, Elaine Pagels declares, “We had Christianity for three-hundred years before we had a New Testament.” But, this is only partially true at best, and downright misleading at worst. Sure, the edges of the canon were not solidified until probably the fourth century, but the core of the canon (around 22 out of 27 books) was fairly well-established by the mid/late second century. Irenaeus, for example, was keen to use these books and to use them as Scripture. On a functional level, he did in fact have a New Testament.
There are more examples that could be added, but this is sufficient to show that this video over-reaches at a number of points when it comes to the historical facts. Unfortunately, the average viewer, whom videos like this are targeted to reach, would have no basis for knowing this.

A Response to the History Channel’s “Bible Secrets Revealed” | Orthodoxy and Heterodoxy

Anticipation ran high. The program was supposed to be a hard and honest look at the Bible from some of the most notable (and notorious) figures in Biblical scholarship such as Bart Ehrman, Mark Goodacre, Candida Moss, and Reza Aslan. The disclaimer at the beginning of the program promised a fair presentation of multiple view points, stating, “This program explores the mysteries of the Bible from a variety of historical and theological perspectives which have been debated for centuries.” Such a disclaimer, usually alerting viewers to graphic violence and sexual content not suitable for children, should have warned the unsuspecting public that the content to be presented was anything but “a variety of historical and theological perspectives.” In fact, the program revealed a heavily anti-religious and specifically an anti-Christian bias, where a multiplicity of view points was exchanged for a singular ideology aimed at discrediting religious faith in the Bible. It soon became apparent that what was supposed to be a presentation of the best of objective, secular biblical scholarship was anything but objective. Leading questions suggested the most absurd conclusions, and half-truths masked the real objectivity found in secular scholarship, which is capable of being fair and respectful of religious faith.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2013/11/18/bible-secrets-revealed-history-channel-review
Charges of Fraud and Forgery

Bible Secrets Revealed: Lost in Translation intersperses narration with snippets of interviews with scholars portraying people who accept the Bible as God’s inerrant Word as uneducated and behind the times. All of the men moved by God to pen His Word (2 Peter 1:21) are described in the program as “forgers” who lied about the authorship of their material, attributing it to fictional or long-dead people. The program indicates these liars are euphemistically called “pseudepigraphers” because they produced their forgeries for a holy cause. Christian scholars allegedly call these pseudepigrapha (writings falsely attributed to another author) instead of forgeries “because nobody knows what pseudepigrapha means.” Nevermind the fact that the early church soundly rejected actual pseudepigraphal works.
Viewers are told, for instance, that Mosaic authorship of the first five books of the Bible is now “questioned by most scholars.” Jesus Christ, however, affirmed Mosaic authorship of the Pentateuch. He told Jewish scholars who rejected Him, “‘Do not think that I shall accuse you to the Father; there is one who accuses you—Moses, in whom you trust. For if you believed Moses, you would believe Me; for he wrote about Me. But if you do not believe his writings, how will you believe My words?’” (John 5:45–47).
The entire Bible, though penned by multiple human writers (Deuteronomy 18:18; Jeremiah 1:9; Acts 28:25; Romans 3:2; 2 Peter 1:21) over a period of about 1400 years, is actually the unified work of one divine Author (2 Timothy 3:16–17). Jesus Christ affirmed the authenticity of the Old Testament in Luke 24:25–27 and in multiple passages where He referenced specific historical events from the Old Testament. These include the creation and marriage of Adam and Eve (Matthew 19:3–6; Mark 10:3–9), Abel’s death (Luke 11:50–51), Moses and the bronze serpent during the plague (John 3:14), Moses and the manna (John 6:32–33, 49), Lot and Lot’s wife and the judgment of Sodom and Gomorrah (Luke 17:28–32; Matthew 10:15), Elijah’s miracles (Luke 4:25–27), and Jonah and the great fish (Matthew 12:40–41). Jesus Christ accepted the historicity of the Old Testament, but the “experts” on the History Channel impute greater wisdom to themselves, having also rejected the biblical accounts directly pertaining to Jesus.
 

Sal

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Sure, this is from the Rothschild Bible thread and is the latest series on what the Bible is, most here would buy right into everything that is promoted no matter how much it actually conflicts with the actual Scriptures.

One example is the verse below is promoted as being written 100's of years after the time the person could have been a witness.

Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.

Bible Secrets Revealed? A Response to the New History Channel Series (Part 1) | Canon Fodder
1. Sensationalistic. Everybody loves a good conspiracy. It is built-in to the human (and particularly American) psyche. We love the idea that the truth has been suppressed for generations only to now be uncovered.
Unfortunately, the title of this new series feeds this conspiracy craving in all of us, and gives a sensationalistic feel to the whole enterprise. Bible Secrets Revealed. Really? This title implies that secrets have been kept from an unsuspecting public for two millennia (presumably by the church or other Christian leaders), only now to be graciously exposed by these noble scholars. Conclusion: you can trust secular scholars but not the church (or the Bible).


2. One-sided. This sensationalistic impulse naturally leads a documentary to want to prove that the traditional view is mistaken (after all, the traditional view is rather boring and unexciting). Thus, we are not surprised when we quickly realize that this documentary will not even be trying to present a balanced perspective. It is decidedly geared to disprove the Bible.


3. Over-stated Historical Claims. Time and time again, this opening installment in this new video series makes historical claims that are partially true, but also a bit misleading. I cannot mention all of these, but here are a few:

  • As it pertains to the authorship of the four gospels, the video quotes scholars as absolutely certain that none of these were eyewitnesses. For instance, Candida Moss declares, “We have four gospels written by four different authors, written decades, maybe as long as a century after [Jesus] died, and none of these authors actually met Jesus.” But, this is a level of certainty that is not warranted by the evidence. She offers no indication that there is any scholarly debate about this (and there is), nor does she suggest there is any positive evidence for the traditional authorship of the gospels (and there is).

  • As another example, Elaine Pagels declares, “We had Christianity for three-hundred years before we had a New Testament.” But, this is only partially true at best, and downright misleading at worst. Sure, the edges of the canon were not solidified until probably the fourth century, but the core of the canon (around 22 out of 27 books) was fairly well-established by the mid/late second century. Irenaeus, for example, was keen to use these books and to use them as Scripture. On a functional level, he did in fact have a New Testament.
There are more examples that could be added, but this is sufficient to show that this video over-reaches at a number of points when it comes to the historical facts. Unfortunately, the average viewer, whom videos like this are targeted to reach, would have no basis for knowing this.

A Response to the History Channel’s “Bible Secrets Revealed” | Orthodoxy and Heterodoxy

Anticipation ran high. The program was supposed to be a hard and honest look at the Bible from some of the most notable (and notorious) figures in Biblical scholarship such as Bart Ehrman, Mark Goodacre, Candida Moss, and Reza Aslan. The disclaimer at the beginning of the program promised a fair presentation of multiple view points, stating, “This program explores the mysteries of the Bible from a variety of historical and theological perspectives which have been debated for centuries.” Such a disclaimer, usually alerting viewers to graphic violence and sexual content not suitable for children, should have warned the unsuspecting public that the content to be presented was anything but “a variety of historical and theological perspectives.” In fact, the program revealed a heavily anti-religious and specifically an anti-Christian bias, where a multiplicity of view points was exchanged for a singular ideology aimed at discrediting religious faith in the Bible. It soon became apparent that what was supposed to be a presentation of the best of objective, secular biblical scholarship was anything but objective. Leading questions suggested the most absurd conclusions, and half-truths masked the real objectivity found in secular scholarship, which is capable of being fair and respectful of religious faith.

okay thanks for the response but I don't see how that relates to that fool's comment on Santa or Jesus being white or how it explains your comment on her take being deeper than last year.

Making a comment that labels something as deeper is saying that it is better than a surface level understanding.

I am not a bible scholar and as such do not understand much about the bible other than the statement; 'the greatest of these is love' that's all I need to know to make the correct choices in life...the rest of it is for scholars and thus is superfluous to my life
 

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okay thanks for the response but I don't see how that relates to that fool's comment on Santa or Jesus being white or how it explains your comment on her take being deeper than last year.

Making a comment that labels something as deeper is saying that it is better than a surface level understanding.

I am not a bible scholar and as such do not understand much about the bible other than the statement; 'the greatest of these is love' that's all I need to know to make the correct choices in life...the rest of it is for scholars and thus is superfluous to my life
The comments are just getting further and further away from anything that is actually written down. The verse below would seem to eliminate the Beloved Disciple as being an Apostle yet that doesn't stop the 'experts' from ignoring it using 'their opinion' as the full basis for dismissing the original text. There are many more examples of false teachings that get gobbled up with no thinking done on the part of the reader. That makes them willfully ignorant, that is not a trait to be admired.

Lu:24:10:
It was Mary Magdalene,
and Joanna,
and Mary the mother of James,
and other women that were with them,
which told these things unto the apostles.

I can come up with many false promotions that have Biblical references to show what is promoted and what isn't.
 

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The comments are just getting further and further away from anything that is actually written down. The verse below would seem to eliminate the Beloved Disciple as being an Apostle yet that doesn't stop the 'experts' from ignoring it using 'their opinion' as the full basis for dismissing the original text. There are many more examples of false teachings that get gobbled up with no thinking done on the part of the reader. That makes them willfully ignorant, that is not a trait to be admired.

Lu:24:10:
It was Mary Magdalene,
and Joanna,
and Mary the mother of James,
and other women that were with them,
which told these things unto the apostles.

I can come up with many false promotions that have Biblical references to show what is promoted and what isn't.
I no longer read the bible so I don't have an opinion as to what interpretation is correct. From my upbringing much of the bible is allegory. In my daily life I can tell you I don't much care what another's belief structure is, nor do i judge it as right or wrong. Our behaviour reflects our heart, that is easily discerned and understood.

The older I get, the more simple and yet complex things become all at the same time.