'Jesus and Santa are 'verifiably white'

[Blackleaf]

Fox News host Megyn Kelly caused controversy last night as she confidently declared that not only is Santa Claus white

Funnily, despite all the predictable outrage from the Left, she's right.

but Jesus Christ is too

And she may also be right on this count, too.

What she's said is ridiculous as it pertains to Jesus,

Yeah? How do you know? I've you seen an accurate portrait of Christ? Despite your "outrage" you have got no idea whatsoever what colour Christ was.

 

[petros]

As an Israelite, Jesus wouldn't have been white.

 

[Blackleaf]

As an Israelite, Jesus wouldn't have been white.

How do you know? Even the experts and historians aren't too sure what colour Jesus was, so I don't know how you could be so certain.

 

[petros]

What is his background? Roman or Israelite?

 

[Blackleaf]

What is his background? Roman or Israelite?

His background doesn't matter. We're talking about his skin colour, and nobody knows what colour of skin he had.

If someone wants to believe he was white, then they can believe that. Because he may have been.

 

[petros]

Yes it matters. That is where the skin colour would originate. If he were from Botswana what colour would he be?

 

[Blackleaf]

If he were from Botswana what colour would he be?

How would I know?

 

[petros]

He'd be black but since he was an Israelite, he'd be olive skinned like all the other Israelites.


Make sense?

 

[Blackleaf]

He'd be black

How do YOU know? You CANNOT say that with any certainty. You haven't seen him.

 

[petros]

Because he was an Israelite, one of the 10 tribes who shunned the savage Judeans all of who were olive skinned Semites.

 

[karrie]

Yeah? How do you know? I've you seen an accurate portrait of Christ? Despite your "outrage" you have got no idea whatsoever what colour Christ was.

Exactly. That's why he's not 'verifiably white'.

 

[Blackleaf]

Because he was an Israelite, one of the 10 tribes who shunned the savage Judeans all of who were olive skinned Semites.

You cannot say for sure what colour Jesus was. Even the experts don't know.

 

[MHz]

Is there a 'loss of color scale' that goes with the various levels of fear? (aka white as a ghost)

 

[petros]

You cannot say for sure what colour Jesus was. Even the experts don't know.

he wasn't a Semite Israelite? Then what was he?

 

[Locutus]

Well, we know who the hippy's mom was, but the 'father' was an angel no?

What color are they?

Perhaps the kid was a mutt like many of us.

Anyway, what do I care...Santa is as white as they come. :lol:

 

[petros]

Nope. No angel. I'm not sure what the colour of energy is.

 

[karrie]

The funniest part of this thread for me, is the 'white Santa' angle.




I collect Santas. But not just any Santas. I collect white Santas. And almost anytime I say that out loud to people, they think race first, then it clicks that I mean their robes, and then they have a good laugh at themselves after realizing I'm not 'searching' for ever abundant Aryan Santa Clauses.

 

[petros]

You can't get any whiter than Kristov Kringlovich.

 

[Cliffy]

You can't get any whiter than Kristov Kringlovich.

Yup! Mosta dem Honkies is white.

 

[Spade]

Santa Claus, our modern caricature of Nicholas, Bishop of Myra, located in present-day Turkey, was white as the Pole. Turks are white, all of Gawd's true children are white.
If Jesus were alive today, at Thanksgiving (Canadian Thanksgiving), he'd put white meat on his plate. Certainly wouldn't shop on Black Friday.

Zwarte Piet anyone?