Your Perfect Woman?

talloola

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You bet, and a good man has his wife trained so she can do useful things like change the oil in the car and things like doing roof repairs and installing fences etc. :lol::lol::lol:

I do nothing with the vehicles but drive them, I've never been on the roof, but I did stain the fence when it was new, does that count?

I did insulate a complete 3 story new house a few years ago, while he was at work, complete with all
the plastic covering, and even though I wore a nose/mouth guard, I coughed for months after, but the
job passewd inspection with flying colours, then after gyproc, I painted the whole house, (3 coats.), I
stained all of the siding. I think I was helpful, don't you?
 

JLM

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I do nothing with the vehicles but drive them, I've never been on the roof, but I did stain the fence when it was new, does that count?

I did insulate a complete 3 story new house a few years ago, while he was at work, complete with all
the plastic covering, and even though I wore a nose/mouth guard, I coughed for months after, but the
job passewd inspection with flying colours, then after gyproc, I painted the whole house, (3 coats.), I
stained all of the siding. I think I was helpful, don't you?

You're getting there Talloola. Painting requires the patience of Job.
 

Dexter Sinister

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1 I think I was helpful, don't you?
More than helpful, able and competent and willing to do hard and dirty work, and for that you get BIG points in my book. I despise the simpering, delicate females who shriek if they break a fingernail and can't fix anything. Give me a sturdy competent confident woman who's equally comfortable building rock gardens, cleaning chickens, painting the house, serving cocktails, dancing with me at a wedding in the ballroom of the Hotel Saskatchewan, who looks equally good in coveralls and a formal gown... Well, no, don't give me one, I've already got one, and my debt to her I rejoice to acknowledge.
 

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I still paint, I had to quit half way thru, last year, (sciatica), but that is all cleared up now,
so I better finish the job.

Glad to hear that's cleared up, come to think of it I haven't been bothered with it lately myself- about the only thing worse is a Charlie Horse. :lol:

More than helpful, able and competent and willing to do hard and dirty work, and for that you get BIG points in my book. I despise the simpering, delicate females who shriek if they break a fingernail and can't fix anything. Give me a sturdy competent confident woman who's equally comfortable building rock gardens, cleaning chickens, painting the house, serving cocktails, dancing with me at a wedding in the ballroom of the Hotel Saskatchewan, who looks equally good in coveralls and a formal gown... Well, no, don't give me one, I've already got one, and my debt to her I rejoice to acknowledge.

You got the right idea, Dex.
 

talloola

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More than helpful, able and competent and willing to do hard and dirty work, and for that you get BIG points in my book. I despise the simpering, delicate females who shriek if they break a fingernail and can't fix anything. Give me a sturdy competent confident woman who's equally comfortable building rock gardens, cleaning chickens, painting the house, serving cocktails, dancing with me at a wedding in the ballroom of the Hotel Saskatchewan, who looks equally good in coveralls and a formal gown... Well, no, don't give me one, I've already got one, and my debt to her I rejoice to acknowledge.

good for you dex.

yeah, I find it very romantic and sexy to think about the pioneer couples who worked side by side
every day, making their way in life, doing whatever it took to develope their land and house, and
raise their families, I could have done that, and 'yes' wear my dancing shoes and pretty dress any
time, and look good in it too, then back into the coveralls next day, that is life at it's very best,
and people at their best, doing what they need to do to build a life together.



Glad to hear that's cleared up, come to think of it I haven't been bothered with it lately myself- about the only thing worse is a Charlie Horse. :lol:

drink lots of water everyday to avoid those.
 

Curiosity

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Heck I know this is a "boy's meeting" but I always want to put down one perfect woman I have met in my life...

My husband who died in a matter of weeks had a hospice nurse who was a bit short of "beauty standards" but long on human loving standards turned me from an hysterical weeping rag into a calm, accepting and
almost helpful person in my own right as she nursed him in his last few days.

I will never ever forget her and hope one day all her gifts will be rewarded doubly by life itself as
she had an inborn "sainthood" glowing from her heart and her eyes and nothing - no task - was beneath
her nor any embarrassment beyond her loving humor..... anyone in her presence was blessed.

Apologies for putting this in the topic but she is my most favorite beautifully "perfect" woman ever....
 

JLM

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Heck I know this is a "boy's meeting" but I always want to put down one perfect woman I have met in my life...

My husband who died in a matter of weeks had a hospice nurse who was a bit short of "beauty standards" but long on human loving standards turned me from an hysterical weeping rag into a calm, accepting and
almost helpful person in my own right as she nursed him in his last few days.

I will never ever forget her and hope one day all her gifts will be rewarded doubly by life itself as
she had an inborn "sainthood" glowing from her heart and her eyes and nothing - no task - was beneath
her nor any embarrassment beyond her loving humor..... anyone in her presence was blessed.

Apologies for putting this in the topic but she is my most favorite beautifully "perfect" woman ever....

Nothing wrong with including that in the topic. There are too few of this type of person in the world and they should be recognized at every chance. Too many phony people reach stardom today because they are recognized by the wrong people for the wrong reasons.
 

YukonJack

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I've been off the Forum for a day, and when I came back, saw this thread, I wanted to put in my opinion.

Sadly, I discovered after a few posts that this thread has gone the way of pretty much ALL the threads here: Became a depository of silly comments, immature attempts at 'humour'.

So, in response I sink to the lowest common denominator: A perfect woman is a millionaire beauty contest winner, who is deaf, mute, blind, oversexed and an owner of a liquor store.

But seriously: I have been married for 41 years earlier this month. I think my wife IS the perfect woman, because it is not very easy to put up with me, but, she does. She swept me off my feet and then kept the broom for her personal transportation. Yeah, really!

The perfect woman is the ONE that a man loves without conditions.
 
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talloola

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Heck I know this is a "boy's meeting" but I always want to put down one perfect woman I have met in my life...

My husband who died in a matter of weeks had a hospice nurse who was a bit short of "beauty standards" but long on human loving standards turned me from an hysterical weeping rag into a calm, accepting and
almost helpful person in my own right as she nursed him in his last few days.

I will never ever forget her and hope one day all her gifts will be rewarded doubly by life itself as
she had an inborn "sainthood" glowing from her heart and her eyes and nothing - no task - was beneath
her nor any embarrassment beyond her loving humor..... anyone in her presence was blessed.

Apologies for putting this in the topic but she is my most favorite beautifully "perfect" woman ever....

not a boys meeting curiosity, come on in, I've been here for awhile now, just let myself in, the door
was not locked. lol

your post was beautiful and welcome, and tells us about a human response which is above and beyond
the everyday norm.
How valuable to have a person of such depth right at your side in a time of such need.
 

patty_lone

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Well Karrie.....we agree on one thing......Julianne Moore is hot.....and despite my preferences......i'd stare at her naked all day.....and she is a great actress......her latest...THE KIDS ARE ALLRIGHT is pretty excellent....
 

karrie

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Well Karrie.....we agree on one thing......Julianne Moore is hot.....and despite my preferences......i'd stare at her naked all day.....and she is a great actress......her latest...THE KIDS ARE ALLRIGHT is pretty excellent....

I recently saw her in 'Chloe'. I quite enjoyed it. Fairly dark, of course, what with it being an Atom Egoyan film and all.
 

patty_lone

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Yeah i saw that to......pretty good stuff.....that last shot keeps me intrigued....you know the hair pin....

i thought it was touching.....in a way....

i didn't see it coming that chloe hadn't even met the husband....

have you seen SAFE

check it out.....it's a little slow moving in parts...but it's very interesting
 

karrie

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To take the more serious tact that many of the good folks here have, I hope you will pardon the length of this piece, but I wrote it for myself a few days ago, not for forum length. It just strikes me that it pertains to the discussion at hand if we want to get, well, deep about it.....

She stared down into the inky waters and pondered on the sheer depths. Fathoms as they say, in dark sounding nautical speak. More than you can fathom? How deep must it be to make it look so black, so foreboding? So bottomless, threatening, and welcoming all at once. The boat lurched, up and then down. A sudden wave, struck by the hurried boat, splashed salt water across her face, her camera. She wiped her face, licked her hand, and pondered how it tasted like sweat as she set about polishing the camera lens clean.

“That’s not good for the lens,” said the American to her right as she set about her task.

“No **** Sherlock,” her bitter inner voice chirped as she continued to rub. She didn’t speak in that voice though, she put on the fake one instead.

“Yeah, damn waves. So, where are you from?” As if it wasn’t obvious from his accent.

He started droning his life story in her ear as she continued to try to train her camera on the expected dolphins. They were off in the distance, not wanting to approach the boat, the story of her life these days... joy and frivolity coming near, just where you can see it, but not wanting to come near enough to her to be felt.

With the tourist droning in her ear, she continued her struggle for a photo, proof, a captured moment, until it became clear that it simply was not going to materialize for her. Sighing in resignation she put the lens cap on and hid the camera away from the unforgiving salt spray. She continued staring down, waiting for a glimpse of the elusive beasts coming alongside the boat, but, still all she got was flips of fins and tails in the distance, as the water past the wake of the boat remained pitch black. Tiring of training her eyes down, she looked out across the water. Her vision led her hardly any distance at all before the fog blocked any further view from her. Black, and white. Water and fog.

But wait. A ripple. And then a ripple ahead of it. And then, cresting the water, a giant grey back breached the water. A huff, and water misted into the air, a sigh, and the great back sank back down. So slow, so sleek, that its size seemed almost impossible to gauge. When you realize though that it’s moving... massive... unfathomable. A great grey break in the black and white of this ocean experience, she was drawn to these beasts. The flash of a white jaw is like a jewel under the water. The tour guide droned on about how these animals are ‘just’ finbacks. ‘Just’ the second largest in the world. Not as flashy, not as showy, not as interesting, as their humpback counterparts who steal the show in these waters with wild jumps and shows of their tails. “Don’t worry, we’ll keep looking for the ones we want to see.”

Drawn doesn’t even begin to describe how she feels toward these whales. Not as flashy, not as showy, not as interesting. But, here they are, the ones that showed up. Huge, incredible, awe inspiring if you were to get down below the surface of it. Leave it to humanity to feel that’s not enough. She wants to climb into the water with them, fling herself away from these people who aren’t willing to look at what’s in front of them but instead worry about what ‘better’ they might see.
 

Curiosity

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not a boys meeting curiosity, come on in, I've been here for awhile now, just let myself in, the door
was not locked. lol

your post was beautiful and welcome, and tells us about a human response which is above and beyond
the everyday norm.
How valuable to have a person of such depth right at your side in a time of such need.


Thanks Talloola

I envy you your comfort in feeling on par with whomever is posting regardless of the topic - my own
post veered way off the fun topic and I thought I might ruin it but people took it well so I am
relieved.

The moment came when I thought I should not post my words and then I felt that would be an insult to
a woman who gives love unconditionally to complete strangers while still managing to keep them smiling
and waking to yet another day here on earth sharing a few hours with such a person.

But - compared with a loving wife who gives years of faithful love to her man - it's a beautiful
image and it's good to know it still exists in our confusing world these days.

Karrie

That was beautiful - thank you for posting it for us to read.
 

L Gilbert

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ok we all have our ideal "perfect woman" she could be tall and blonde, brunette, red hair, black hair, busty, small.. big butt, not.

so in this world today, celebrity or not. Who is your perfect Ideal woman? :eek:ccasion9:
I have mine. She's as close to perfection in my eyes as I'm ever likely to see. Perfect with the odd glitch, so to speak. Simply because she is nurturing, kind, intelligent, friendly, compassionate, natural, and generally a beautiful person.

Oh yeah, she's also beautiful on the outside.
 

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I have mine. She's as close to perfection in my eyes as I'm ever likely to see. Perfect with the odd glitch, so to speak. Simply because she is nurturing, kind, intelligent, friendly, compassionate, natural, and generally a beautiful person.

Oh yeah, she's also beautiful on the outside.

I'm there....I've been with my wife for almost 40 years (since we were 16) and, perhaps because she was my focus when we were so young, I find her type is what I find attractive....

Small, slim, long-legged, long blond hair, blue eyed, small breasted....fine features.....gorgeous,

Quiet, shy, compassionate, passionate (yeah!), loyal, very intelligent, a reader, interested in many things.......a little counter-culture........compliant until she is pushed just that inch too far....then LOOK OUT!!!!!

Wonderful, wonderful woman......
 

JLM

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I have mine. She's as close to perfection in my eyes as I'm ever likely to see. Perfect with the odd glitch, so to speak. Simply because she is nurturing, kind, intelligent, friendly, compassionate, natural, and generally a beautiful person.

Oh yeah, she's also beautiful on the outside.

And it wouldn't hurt if she can pull the motor and do a ring job and valve grind. :lol::lol:
 

L Gilbert

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And it wouldn't hurt if she can pull the motor and do a ring job and valve grind. :lol::lol:
She's a passable mechanic, too, yup. She learns well.

I'm there....I've been with my wife for almost 40 years (since we were 16) and, perhaps because she was my focus when we were so young, I find her type is what I find attractive....
Yup.

Small, slim, long-legged, long blond hair, blue eyed, small breasted....fine features.....gorgeous,

Quiet, shy, compassionate, passionate (yeah!), loyal, very intelligent, a reader, interested in many things.......a little counter-culture........compliant until she is pushed just that inch too far....then LOOK OUT!!!!!

Wonderful, wonderful woman......
Congrats.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention the passion. :D Anna's half Ojibwe and half Irish .... lotsa passion. lol