Your Perfect Woman?

[Cannuck]

I've done extensive research on this topic.

I googled it


Depending on your tastes...

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/perfect.jpg

 

[gopher]

On a scale of 1-10, she rates a 1000!

 

[Dexter Sinister]

On a scale of 1-10, she rates a 1000!

Eh, she's probably dumb as a cork.

 

[In Between Man]

1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian

 

[Dexter Sinister]

1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian

Not a lot of those around, ya poor bastard...

 

[karrie]

Not a lot of those around, ya poor bastard...

I was going to point out to him what a small pool of people that leaves him, but, then I realized I left myself an even smaller pool with dear Julianne. lol.

 

[In Between Man]

Not a lot of those around, ya poor bastard...

lol, I can dream though

 

[Cliffy]

Not a lot of those around, ya poor bastard...

Maybe not in VanKong.

 

[gopher]

Eh, she's probably dumb as a cork.

Then we'll rate her a 10000!

 

[JLM]

I think a mute is realistically as close as you are going to get. :lol::lol::lol:

 

[gopher]

lol !

 

[Clark]

All I know about the perfect woman, is that she must have some SPY classes because I haven't found her yet!
shes harder than to find bin laden! atleast we know bin laden exists! the perfect woman is still just a theory! hahhaha

1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian

your list made me laugh for atleast 10 minutes straight! hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah nice though!

 

[gopher]

''1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian''


Of these fine attributes only one matters:

Wealthy

 

[Machjo]

ok we all have our ideal "perfect woman" she could be tall and blonde, brunette, red hair, black hair, busty, small.. big butt, not.

so in this world today, celebrity or not. Who is your perfect Ideal woman? ccasion9:

A woman of character. Full stop.

 

[JLM]

''1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian''


Of these fine attributes only one matters:

Wealthy

Wrong.........................Quiet!

 

[gopher]

''quiet'' ???

what fun is that???

 

[eh1eh]

''1. Christian
2. Attractive
3. Wealthy
4. Funny
5. Eighteen
6. Asian''


Of these fine attributes only one matters:

Wealthy

All these matter. Just don't let the wealthy one find out about the others.

 

[El Barto]

Well I am late to say anything about a mute button , but the next best thing would be ...........inflateable

 

[gopher]

Miss Perfection:

 

[Machjo]

Miss Perfection:

Gopher, you're not a gigolo by any chance, are you?