worst lies ever told

[quandary121]

The Most Popular YOUTUBE Video EVER
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vAH3AeFy0SY

This has got to be up there with the best of them ...

so what's yours

Mine is i don't tell lies...:lol:

 

[shadowshiv]

I did not sleep with Monica Lewinsky!;-)

Really...I didn't.:lol:

 

[talloola]

no, there were no 'weapons of mass destruction' after all.:angryfire:

 

[quandary121]

no, there were no 'weapons of mass destruction' after all.:angryfire:

That was in the video so it don't count ,you had better come up with another..:lol:;-):lol:

 

[Unforgiven]

It was the dog!

 

[Nuggler]

:roll:........you can get anything you want; at Alice's restaurant.

 

[Walter]

Monica Lewinsky!

That woman.

 

[lone wolf]

I wouldn't do that....
Nobody's ever done that to me before....
You're the best....
I love you....
The cheque's in the mail....

 

[talloola]

That was in the video so it don't count ,you had better come up with another..:lol:;-):lol:

oops, didn't watch it, I'll try again.

 

[talloola]

That was in the video so it don't count ,you had better come up with another..:lol:;-):lol:

How about the lies that 'Scott Peterson' told, after he killed his wife and unborn baby.

 

[lone wolf]

And I promise that if elected I will....

 

[EagleSmack]

And I promise that if elected I will....

THAT was a good one AND one we fall for each and every time. I'd like to add to this...

Ahem...

If elected I promise to...

Create better schools
Reduce crime
Lower taxes
Clean up government waste
Lower government spending
Put more cops on the street

Did I miss any?

 

[karrie]

If elected I will create jobs. :roll:

 

[shadowshiv]

That woman.

If I had just said that, most people wouldn't have known what I was talking about since the incident had occured so long ago.;-):lol:

 

[Walter]

Yes, that's 8 inches.