Why is Country Music so Dispised In Ontario?

[YukonJack]

"country music is for the redneck crowd who usually hates visible minorities.

First of all Liberalman if you want any credibility, learn to punctuate, or at least start your incomprehensible sentences with a capital letter.

Secondly, it is a safe bet that your high and mighty ass would not know a symphony from an overture. So, if you are illiterate about classical music - as you are, self-acclaimed, about country music - you must be a rock and roll kind of guy.

Relating to intelligence, or, rather, ignorance, nothing more need be said.

 

[DaSleeper]

YJ: He never did say what kind of music he enjoys ....so we can be fully enlightened and learn what the upper echelons of society would cosider musical talent....:roll:

As long as he doesn't expect me to listen to more than two or three songs by Celine Dion;-)

 

[Johnnny]

country music is for the redneck crowd who usually hates visible minorities.

what do you listen to that techno ****, the toronto crowd likes?

so we can be fully enlightened and learn what the upper echelons of society

you mean the toronto crowd?

 

[Risus]

country music is for the redneck crowd who usually hates visible minorities.

Listen to Johnny Cash's American recordings. Then you won't say that...

 

[MHz]

country music is for the redneck crowd who usually hates visible minorities.

Not likely, we also have lots of guns so our minorities know to stay well hidden. The hate is part of a conspiracy plot that held back everything but wheat migrating to the East. It originated as a reply to screeching coyotes late at night. It also stopped the cows thinking you were trying to sneak up on them and eat them on the spot.

 

[TenPenny]

Oh I didn't take offense to anything you said...On the contrary, I agree, with this last statement of yours (I don't take hip hop rap as music either) and I enjoy most music to varying degree also...
They just vary in the length of time I'm willing to listen :smile:

Hiphop and rap are the modern versions of early jazz.

Some of it is bad, some tasteless, and some is quite artistic and intelligent.
But you can definitely see where it has evolved from jazz.

 

[TenPenny]

For example, here are the lyrics to a 1935 song by Lucille Bogan (I've heard the recording, my father was QUITE embarrassed when we discovered it among his old 78s)
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.
(Roland: Uh, huh.)
Say I ****ed all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, **** some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if ****in' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be ****in' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would **** you baby, honey I'd make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, ****!
(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this *****, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from ****in'.
Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry
(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)
My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my ****in' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

 

[Liberalman]

For example, here are the lyrics to a 1935 song by Lucille Bogan (I've heard the recording, my father was QUITE embarrassed when we discovered it among his old 78s)
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Aside: Now, draw it out!
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.
(Roland: Uh, huh.)
Say I ****ed all night, and all the night before baby,
And I feel just like I wanna, **** some more,
Oh great God daddy,
(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)
Grind me honey and shave me dry,
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come,
Oh, daddy shave me dry,
(Roland: She ain't gonna work for it.)
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if ****in' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
I'd be ****in' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would **** you baby, honey I'd make you cry.
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like people.
Aside: Ow, ****!
(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave 'em dry?)
Aside: Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason you see this *****, fat like I am,
Great God, I got fat from ****in'.
Aside: Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry
(Roland: Aah, shake it, don't break it)
My back is made of whalebone,
And my cock is made of brass,
And my ****in' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
Great God, round to kiss my ass.
Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry

Typical redneck song country and western at it's finest

 

[TenPenny]

Typical redneck song country and western at it's finest

Which is why, I guess, it was recorded by a black woman in 1935.

 

[Johnnny]

liberalman got bitched lol, heavy

 

[DaSleeper]

Which is why, I guess, it was recorded by a black woman in 1935.

Touché

 

[Said1]

country music is for the redneck crowd who usually hates visible minorities.

Not too closed minded and judgemental, Liberalman. Not very 'liberal' if you ask moi, as country music lover from Ontario.

 

[darkbeaver]

Country music is a wonderful example of people who have audio deficiencies overcoming their handicaps to entertain themselves and the other similarly afflicted. We should applaud the genera for the relief it affords millions of sufferers.

 

[taxslave]

I dont get it, 5/6ths of the people i know here hate country. But it gets me more ****** then your rock in roll halloween music that sounds like...

RAAAWR!!!! MURDER SUICIDE!!!! YEAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

its on



seriously, people have alot of negativstuff to say about country music, but when i say negative stuff about there music they get all defensive.... At least we know what the men are listening too

Moderator's Edit. Vulgarity removed.

How about because it is sooo bad? As well as being proven to increase the suicide rate. Rock OTH has been proven to help people cope with diseases such as Turettes Syndrome

 

[Johnnny]

country music isnt bad, i dont feel suicidal.....i dont think a study done applies to everyone.....i guess other people think differently than me, because there are alot of good country songs about good times... mabye if people took the time to actually listen to a variety of country instead of skimming the surface they would relaize this?

 

[DaSleeper]

I have been to open air concerts/festivals of different genre of music, and after the show is over, I have seen people who organize the venue, with a pickup truck cleaning the empty beer bottles junk etc.. left behind, in spite of of the many garbage cans around.
The exception was Bluegrass festivals, the place is always left clean, people pick up after themselves and even after others....

I guess there is a better class of rednecks after all:lol:8O

 

[TenPenny]

Saw the movie 'Crazy Heart' a few weeks ago. The music was surprisingly good, I'm assuming 'cause T Bone was involved.

 

[Johnnny]

I like it when i hear people say

" country sucks no one buys that ****"

Well ill tell you this, brooks and dunn as a duo have sold more music than any other duo of any other genre....

As far as im concerned your stack dont compare much to mine :lol:

take a walk

 

[Johnnny]

right now im chillin in north toronto on longford street exposing all the chinesse people here to my collection of country music.

They all know im her big pet daddy and shes my little miss honky tonk

 

[AnnaG]

There are some good cowperson tunes around. I like quite a few Waylon's, Ian Tyson's, Patsy CLine's, Don Gibson's, Marty Robbins', and even some of this newer stuff even though a lot of it sounds like light rock, not cowperson music.