I have of late been moved by these threads and my own evolving intimate relationship with the gods which in the recent past dare I say was beautified by an miraculous audience with her holiness during which she indicated the path he thought most beneficial to myself and of no diminutive consequence to the entire world both animate and inanimate. The surgery to install my head into my anal orifice is set to commence at the earliest opportunity following a required slight reduction in circumference of that same ear holder. Thereafter I will assume duties of my ministry and no doubt the world will quickly become a much improved place where all may approach me in my capacity as final arbiter here in the corporeal world. At this time I beg the congregants to dig deeply this tuesday at services to help bear the cost of this miraculous medical procedure that will change their lives.
Hopefully my full recovery in Las Vegas will not take more than a month.
