Do not do this, nobody will ever leave. Anybody want to investigate this event??
https://sputniknews.com/us/20190805...o-bring-strippers-to-storm-area-51-flash-mob/
Nevada Erotic Entertainment Firm Vows to Bring Strippers to ‘Storm Area 51’ Flash Mob
There are more and more reasons for attending the satirical Facebook event, which seeks to 'raid' the secretive Area-51 now that one of the biggest adult businesses in history says it's onboard.
Déjà Vu Services, Inc., a Las Vegas-based company operating strip clubs and adult theatres, has jumped on the Storm Area 51 bandwagon and promised to bring strippers to the event.
“Come September 20, we’ll be there,” the company’s director of operations, Ryan Carlson, said in a press release. “We know that most Americans know: that strippers make any event better, and this one will be no exception.”
He added: “We don’t know if there are aliens at Area 51, but if there are, they’ll be entertained upon their rescue, along with any party-goers that attend. After all, if an iconic institution like the American strip club isn’t a way to welcome our extraterrestrial friends, then we don’t know what is.”
The company is ready to entertain earthlings and aliens alike, if they find any, with a dozen strippers and a strip club on wheels called the Strippermobile.
In the same tongue-in-cheek manner as the Area-51 Facebook event, the strippers participation is being billed as the “Ultimate Alien Tailgate Party”.