Jesus would get three days off.
One for his birthday. - 25 Dec (Taken as an 'in lieu' day because it fell on a civic holiday)
And two for the civic holidays. (25 and 26 Dec)
On the fourth day, all rested, he would begin smiting. A guess would be Hoid aka MF, all the various and assorted Avros, Torch Light, Sorrow, Alternative, Cliffy and Mhz. There are others. But for those of you so named, which would be about half of the posters, He would do so out of love. Not for you, but for us, His chosen.
Most of you are the devil's disciples.
But let's talk about the good things tonight.
The US is safe under the watchful eye of the US armed services and President Trump. It's been 338 days and counting.
NORAD is watching the skies for Santa this evening and will give him safe passage.
I've just ordered a new "Pressurized Copper Launch Device".
I'm enjoying the peace before tomorrow morning when the family arrives.
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