There are no atheists in foxholes.

[darkbeaver]

It was in the war that my grandpa stopped believing in God or rather stopped caring about some omnipotent force that allows so many innocents to be slaughtered. Foxholes probably create a lot of atheists.

I think you're right.

 

[MHz]

I had occasion late one night recently to inquire about gods benevolence, he/she/it worked the magic, maybe. Now I'm uncomfortably saddled with a debt to some god or spirit and because of my preoccupation with death I'm unsure which of the gods I spoke with if any.

If you didn't say the Lord's Prayer first it went to an address you want nothing to do with. Now if you don't want to say the Lord's prayer first you will probably have to do the opposite of what toy prayer god is telling you. And they say the little things aren't important...

 

[darkbeaver]

If you didn't say the Lord's Prayer first it went to an address you want nothing to do with. Now if you don't want to say the Lord's prayer first you will probably have to do the opposite of what toy prayer god is telling you. And they say the little things aren't important...

Mabudon is a powerful shaman, he will see this slight and you will have bum boils at the weekend.

Lord Mabudon, yea though I walk through the valley of processed cheeze
I shall fear no saturated fat, thy beer and cannabis comfort me etc;

 

[lone wolf]

It was on the Golan Heights I realized all those Sunday school images of good shepherds, wise old men and a meek, mild saintly Israel were misleading tales and what else had the Church lied about....

Today, I have my Faith ... just not in any Church.

 

[Cliffy]

Mabudon is a powerful shaman, he will see this slight and you will have bum boils at the weekend.

Lord Mabudon, yea though I walk through the valley of processed cheeze
I shall fear no saturated fat, thy beer and cannabis comfort me etc;

Now that was funny. I choked on my sandwich.

 

[MHz]

Mabudon is a powerful shaman, he will see this slight and you will have bum boils at the weekend.

Lord Mabudon, yea though I walk through the valley of processed cheeze
I shall fear no saturated fat, thy beer and cannabis comfort me etc;

Reminds me of that commercial of a guy walking at normal speed in a cheese factory, somebody asks him where the fire is lol.

 

[mabudon]

Ahh beav, I am but a frail pornography-makin mortal

I suggest using the Promethean method of sacrifice, too- the ancient greeks made animal sacrifices often, trick is they'd eat the good bits and "sacrifce" the offal thanks to Prometheus tricking Zeus- that's a religion I can get bihind fully, one that is full of crafty ways to screw over the petty, greedy gods

So yeah Beav, I am gonna make some sacrifices in the next few minutes myself, might as well join me eh??