The U.S. Government Is Spending Millions to Protect Coffee From Climate Change

Tecumsehsbones

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Fortunately there are a lot of dimes in my bank account at this point in my life and I would be happy to buy our Native American a cup of joe.

The real reason for this investment of $5 Mill is not bad only some zealot twisted it.
But. . . but. . . it's so much more FUN when I take it from you against your will!

You ruin everything!


 

taxslave

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Not to fear. A paltry $5mil will never leave Washingtoon. Administration alone will eat up $3.5 mil and graft/incompetence will take care of much of the remainder.

But. . . but. . . it's so much more FUN when I take it from you against your will!

You ruin everything!



You want to take it against his will, add it to his tax bill. With administration that dime will now be $20.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Not to fear. A paltry $5mil will never leave Washingtoon. Administration alone will eat up $3.5 mil and graft/incompetence will take care of much of the remainder.



You want to take it against his will, add it to his tax bill. With administration that dime will now be $20.

 

Tecumsehsbones

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Awww c'mon!

The days of the natives taking anything against anyone's will is so 17th Century.

Accept your hand outs and be thankful!
Nah, that's way too right-wing. As a proper lefty, I'll accept my handouts, demand more, and spit in your face, Oppressor of Light and Truth!
 

EagleSmack

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Nah, that's way too right-wing. As a proper lefty, I'll accept my handouts, demand more, and spit in your face, Oppressor of Light and Truth!

As if we of the white liberal elite would actually hand out your hand outs personally. Our lowly minions will do that petty work. Our brave warrior and true Native American Sen Warren showed you indigenous cretins what happens when you try to get close to real power. Our paid for Trade Union thugs will brush you aside with relative ease.
 

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As if we of the white liberal elite would actually hand out your hand outs personally. Our lowly minions will do that petty work. Our brave warrior and true Native American Sen Warren showed you indigenous cretins what happens when you try to get close to real power. Our paid for Trade Union thugs will brush you aside with relative ease.


I wonder, do they like cake?

... Let them eat cake
 

MHz

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How much are the prices on the shelf going up? They better not start diluting it with chocolate flavoring
 

EagleSmack

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Save the Rain Forest as long as we can get cheap coffee!


If we can't... slash and burn baby!
 

Tecumsehsbones

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Save the Rain Forest as long as we can get cheap coffee!


If we can't... slash and burn baby!
Ironically, slash and burn is very environmentally sound agriculture. People just don't know what it means or how it works, so they think it sounds all horrible.

And I do NOT, sir, drink cheap coffee!