Ten Rules for Fat Girls

Sparrow

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People come in all sizes, shapes and forms, the most important thing is to love yourself. There will always be some idiots who will pass hurtful remarks but don't give them the power to hurt you, always remember that you are unique and Idiots we can get by the dozen.
 

Cliffy

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People come in all sizes, shapes and forms, the most important thing is to love yourself. There will always be some idiots who will pass hurtful remarks but don't give them the power to hurt you, always remember that you are unique and Idiots we can get by the dozen.
Dozen?
 

taxslave

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I'm pretty much attracted to women of all body types. Slender, voluptuous, tall, short. I love 'em all! Unfortunately, I haven't yet found one that feels the same way.:-(

I lived with a lady that was attracted to women of most body types. SHe didn't do fat though.
 

Omicron

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What if you were to see a women who's fat but whom you could see is basically pretty, and what if you don't like the tar around your belly making it hard to pull the belt and walk comfortably, and as a dating ritual you were to approach her and say that the two of you might be compatible if both were to go for liposuction?

Never mind... I'm going to take that one to the States.

But still... for business... somehow I'll get them to say they have to come up here to get the operation done. It will be a way to turn those independent clinics into something good for the economy without screwing up healthcare.
 

captain morgan

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I always drop something or stub my toe when that question gets asked.

I learned my lesson the hard way.


I think that we all did. I eventually reverted to throwing her some ultra cheesy lines in an attempt to befuddle the issue... It only works once.

Do you want to take away all our fun? ;)

I knew that you women had fun with this stuff... Whose idea was it to incorporate that impossible question anyways?
 

SLM

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I think that we all did. I eventually reverted to throwing her some ultra cheesy lines in an attempt to befuddle the issue... It only works once.

Yeah, that would be the fun part.

I knew that you women had fun with this stuff... Whose idea was it to incorporate that impossible question anyways?

If I told you that wouldn't be very enigmatic of me now would it? Beside I took an oath. ;)
 

DurkaDurka

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i told my ex that she did in fact look fat with a certain pair of pants she wore, needless to say, I'm now single lol.
 

captain morgan

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If I told you that wouldn't be very enigmatic of me now would it? Beside I took an oath. ;)

Ohhh, c'mon... Every secret has to be told sometime. It's not like I'm asking to see the secret handshake or anything.

i told my ex that she did in fact look fat with a certain pair of pants she wore, needless to say, I'm now single lol.

FYI - You'll experience the same effect if you give your honest opinion about the bridesmaid dress she's forced to wear at her friends wedding.

Seriously, do they pay extra in order to get the most retarded costumes for those poor girls?