I support terrorism, it's worked for your country why wouldn't other countrys follow your lead. You are the leaders aren,t you? You're world leaders in bullshit and you have no moral authority whatever.
I'd like to see this list of terrorist acts carried out by the United States beaver. This should be interesting folks. I'll start the list off for you:
1. The Fake Moon Landing - This was so oil companies would ship barrels of oil to NASA for a "space project" but really the head of NASA would just horde the oil hahaha.
2. Martha Stuart - This isn't a woman at all, in fact her real name is MARTIN Stuart and he is a sleeper agent for the CIA. His role is to identify possible threats to homeland security and give them recepies that'll increase their bad colesterol slowly over time, DIABOLICAL!
3. The War in Iraq - Oil
4. The War in Afghanistan - Oil
5. The War in The Former Yugoslavia - Oil...errr keeping the muslims down
6. The War in Somalia - Oil, no really they've got tons of oil
7. The Conflict in Haiti - Oil, those Haitians are hording billions of barrels of Oil under their mudhuts. Bastards!
8. The Mars Lander - Designed to fly to Mars, claim Mars for the USA, and then exploit the rich Oil reserves on that desolate planet.
9. The Hybrid Car - Weaken the Worlds dependance on Oil, even while we're out taking over Countries for....Oil....that we will....use....in....our....aww crap.
10. Beck - His outrageous rhymes are designed to slowly sap the mental strength of human beings everywhere. With words like odahlay, can the human mind stand up to this at all?