Student Auctioning Virginity
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....................not much...........gone long time ago..........ain't sayin how long.
if i still had it and wanted to trade for food, i'd starve
If it's not the "one eye always looking up" that turns em off, maybe the 3" hairs growing out my ears...................and nose.
Knuckles dragging on the ground only works for chimps, I'm told. I wrote George and asked him, but haven't got a reply yet.
But, how come you ask about the value of my long gone virginity, Unf? Like WTF, eh?
Am I some kinda freak? No way!!!
Anybody need a bell-ringer for a cathedral? I'll be available after this weekend.
:munky2:Noxious Nugg.
I know I've told this story before, but it is just too appropriate....
It seems that at one of George Bernard Shaw's famous dinner parties, the conversation turned to the subject of ethics. At some point in the conversation, to illustrate a point, Mr. Shaw turned to Lady Astor and asked:
"Lady, would sleep with me for a million pounds?"
"Why Mr. Shaw!" she answered, flattered "A million pounds! I suppose I would have to"
"So then", said Shaw, "Would you f##k me for a shilling?"
"Mr. Shaw!" she replied, shocked "What do you think I am?"
"We've already established what you are, now we're negotiating the price" replied Shaw....
It seems that at one of George Bernard Shaw's famous dinner parties, the conversation turned to the subject of ethics. At some point in the conversation, to illustrate a point, Mr. Shaw turned to Lady Astor and asked:
"Lady, would sleep with me for a million pounds?"
"Why Mr. Shaw!" she answered, flattered "A million pounds! I suppose I would have to"
"So then", said Shaw, "Would you f##k me for a shilling?"
"Mr. Shaw!" she replied, shocked "What do you think I am?"
"We've already established what you are, now we're negotiating the price" replied Shaw....
I didn't think so, but googled.....she died in 1964.
She ran a hospital for Canadian soldiers during WW II.
She was an American, and stunningly beautiful in her youth......
And the loser in some verbal fencing.......After a particularly vexing speech in Parliament by Winston Churchil, she sprang up and cried "If the Honourable Member opposite were my husband, I'd poison his tea!"
To which Churchill replied "If the Member were my wife.....I'd drink it!"
I was looking at this site a couple days ago and I saw a couple Astors. I see they are not Lady Astor...........My mistake
http://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/titanic-first-class-passengers/
http://www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/titanic-first-class-passengers/
Yes, TP, that thought crossed what I use for a mind, also. But, alas, I'm far to kind to take advantage of a ..."dark beaver"
............or any beaver, for that matter...........8O
how's it go?.......muh ha ha haw hee haw?