RCMP get call for 'non-human entities'

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SLM said:
Why can't they just get along! ;)
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Personally, I have no idea why not. However, I was told (by generally reliable sources) that Big Sty Country is preparing to attack those provinces before they can develop new-clear sties of their own. "In a pigs's eye will we let that happen" the Minister of War for Big Sty was heard to shout.
 
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Spade said:
Personally, I have no idea why not. However, I was told (by generally reliable sources) that Big Sty Country is preparing to attack those provinces before they can delelop new-clear sties of their own. "In a pigs's eye will we let that happen" the Minister of War for Big Sty was heard to shout.
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Are they planning an aerial attack? Because you know what the say about pigs flying right? ;)
 
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Kosher bacon from Big Sty.
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The Minister of War from Big Sty declared, "Sure we and our friends have new-clear sties, but, if our enemies should get them, all halal will break out!"
 
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I wonder what ever happened to babe? I hope he didn't end up on the barbecue grill. (hope his bacon wasn't cooked) 8O ;)

 
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I wonder what ever happened to babe? I hope he didn't end up on the barbecue grill. (hope his bacon wasn't cooked) 8O ;)
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The last time I saw Babe, he was following Farmer Hoggett into the orchard to pick just the right apple. I think I heard Hoggett squeal, "That'll do, pig!

Or, at least I thought it was Hoggett squealing...
 
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But it will give them the last laugh at Quebec.
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lol Reminds me of a joke I heard:

Newfie is sitting on the end of the pier fishing and singin "I's the bie that sails th' boat, I's the bie that sails 'er" when a ufo lands nearby and an ET emerges. ET sees Newfie fishing and singin. ET unholsters his raygun and blasts the Newfie, disintegrating a quarter of his head and brain. Newfie shakes his head and continues fishin and singin, "I's the bie that sails th' boat, I's the bie that sails 'er". ET is a little miffed and blasts another quarter away. newfie shakes head and continues fishin and singin, "I's the bie that sails th' boat, I's the bie that sails 'er". Alien is pretty miffed now, so he blasts away another quarter of the Newfie's head. Newfie shakes his head n continues fishin and singin, "Frere Jacques, frere Jacques, dormez-vous? ...." :D
 
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