No thanks. Given your distorted perceptions, lack of learning skills, lack of problem solving skills and delusions I'm very glad that I matured and gave that stuff up in high school. Look on the bright side though, you aren't alone. Most of the guys I know that never grew up are in the same boat as you.
I'll dim the light you just lie back on the couch and relax, Ill have the nurse give you a little atypical anti psychotic for your dementia. Now let's explore your irrational fear of childhood and your perspective of maturity. Did you graduate from secondary by the way? Maybe you have confused sideways with up. I believe that you have never actually smoked any cannabis at all and if you did you were forced by the big kids and they probably left you at the Mall in your underdrawers.
