Are you for real, Yukon? I am a liberal, Machjo is a conservative, we rarely agree on anything. However, we can disagree and still be friends, a concept totally alien to many conservatives.
You think that anybody who is friendly towards me is my poodle, my lackey (I think JLM has also been accused of that). Well, I know this is a totally foreign concept to you (and to many conservatives here), but posters can disagree with each other and still be friendly towards each other.
I and Machjo usually are on opposite sides of the fence, but we never resort to personal insults, personal abuse and our discussion remains friendly. And that is what you cannot stand, that is your problem. To you, disagreement over issues means resorting to personal insults, personal abuse. So by implication anybody who does not insult me, abuses me is my poodle.
Thanks for the compliments, though I'd be curious as to what kind of conservative you perceive me to be. Sure I agree with the Conservative Party on some points, but also disagree with it on others. I doubt many conservatives would consider me conservative. I get the impression that I'm more of a liberal's conservative and a conservative's liberal if you know what I mean.
Socially conservative: approve of death penalty for certain crimes, of defining life starting at conception, opposite-sex marriage only, etc. and adultery should be a fineable offense.
Socially liberal: Though I disagree with homosexual acts, I still think homosexuality itself should not be illegal as gays can't always decide their orientation, and certainly we need to educate people about not discriminating against gays in making friends with them, hiring, etc. Same with racism and religious prejudice, etc.
Universalist foreign policy: in favour of adopting, revising or creating a single official language for international communication as a common second language to be introduced in schools, in favour of incremental steps towards a decentralized non-partisan democratic world federation with a common citizenship, common military force to gradually replace national forces and a common currency, with due respect shown to the UN and international law in the mean time, in spite of all of its flaws. In fact, I'd likely defer to international law even if I disagreed with it. in the end, even a government must submit to higher laws just as citizens do.
Capitalistic domestic policy. By no means dogmatically capitalist, and would certainly agree that the government should provide universal compulsory education to all who can't afford it otherwise, with priority going to the education of girls since girls will be the mothers and first educators of the next generation if the funds are lacking for both, and all workers should give some fo their funds to a local school. I could also support requiring everyone to give a certain amount of their money to the poor, and government ensuring that all have the chance to learn a trade or profession.