Only 61% of Canadians say they’re satisfied with their sex lives

[Angstrom]

anything you wanna know... just ask...I'll tell ya.

Are you a free mason?

 

[gerryh]

Are you a free mason?

ROFLMFAO.... no

 

[Angstrom]

ROFLMFAO.... no

Knight of Columbus ? Lol

 

[Ludlow]

right, sorry. In those days, the adults didn't share alot of information with the children around.

I've often wondered how many of our memories aren't our memories, but of parents memories they've shared with us?

or worse:

I once had a dream my eyebrow had fallen off. I was maybe 4yrs old. It was a few years later that I'd asked my mom about the time my eye brow fell off. It was then I'd learned it had never happened and it had been a dream.

I very seldom dream anymore. May be due to some of the medicines I've taken the last ten years or so. My memories as a child are filed with thoughts of playing little league baseball . I don't really remember much else. Might be due to my parents splitting up when I was very young. I choose to not think of a lot of things pertaining to how it was sometimes. When I do have a dream which is hardly ever, it seems to me that it is about my own experience with breaking up with the ex. A good dream would be fishing with my step dad.

 

[Victoria50]

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

 

[taxslave]

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

Of course it does.All that is required is a much younger wife.

 

[Victoria50]

Of course it does.All that is required is a much younger wife.

And a younger man for the wife?

 

[Sons of Liberty]

Point on the doll where the majority of Canadian Males touched you.

ROFLMAO

Knight of Columbus ? Lol

He's Illuminati

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

Yes, with minimal sprains.

 

[Victoria50]

Yes, with minimal sprains.

Good to know ,phew!

 

[Murphy]

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

According to scientists, low testosterone is the primary cause of grumpiness in men over forty, a decreased sex drive and ED. We only need to look at the posts from many of the males here as proof of their findings.

I would point out that 39% of Canadians are satisfied with their sex lives which is actually an increase in the number of persons satisfied over time. This is likely due to the effects of modern pharmaceuticals.

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And guys, don't make eye contact with another man when eating a banana.

Burma Shave.

 

[Johnnny]

no problems here

 

[Ludlow]

95% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 5% sing a song. What is the name of that song?

Yes we have no bananas, we have no bananas today.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

Yep, you just gotta trade in the leather and lace for helmets and pads.

 

[Angstrom]

So, does sex still happen over 50? Lol

I hope so, cause, if not, that's one big chunk of life's pleasure that will be gone.

 

[MHz]

And guys, don't make eye contact with another man when eating a banana.

.

Make constant eye contact and show lots of teeth and chomp down rather than bite.

Yep, you just gotta trade in the leather and lace for helmets and pads.

Define 'helmet'.

 

[Ludlow]

Renfield puts a blonde wig and lipstick on his right hand.