Obligation of the church

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darkbeaver

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It's mostly bullshyt. If there is something we're not evolved enough to have any knowledge of it.

We can't even comprehend a parable

Religion is not mostly bull****. The canned stuff sure. There's one path for you, and only one, that's your religion. Nevermind the sign on the door. The good the bad or the ugly, pick one.
 

darkbeaver

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It's mostly bullshyt. If there is something we're not evolved enough to have any knowledge of it.

We can't even comprehend a parable

I can only reccomend the definition of the word religion. You cannot join one you have to nurture one. That's why we are here. To remember. The old books get into that, as far as I can tell. I'm a worm, grawling through the guts of the universe.
I hope, I aspire, I persist despite my deformities, nuts and berries herbs and spices older and older, roots, clingonistic, tooth and claw resist your dissolution because you come here again if you don't get it right this time, hahahahahahashas
 

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Parables is anudder way of sayin' 'two bulls'.

The Day Pat Murphy Died

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I can only reccomend the definition of the word religion. You cannot join one you have to nurture one. That's why we are here. To remember. The old books get into that, as far as I can tell. I'm a worm, grawling through the guts of the universe.
I hope, I aspire, I persist despite my deformities, nuts and berries herbs and spices older and older, roots, clingonistic, tooth and claw resist your dissolution because you come here again if you don't get it right this time, hahahahahahashas
Definition of the word religion which in latin I believe is religiare is to bind or to tie back. Thats what religion is. To control.
 

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Dude, give up and start tithing the mortuary of your choice. They allow you to prepay. You can have a really nice box and organ music. They'll even arrange mourners for your lonely ***.
 

Ludlow

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Dude, give up and start tithing the mortuary of your choice. They allow you to prepay. You can have a really nice box and organ music. They'll even arrange mourners for your lonely ***.
Hell they can throw my carcase in a boat with lots of brush and other flammable shyt, launch it out to sea and when it gets way out there, get a good archer to shoot a burning arrow into the boat so it can burn baby burn. Just like in the movies. Since I don't go to church i'll have no expectations of assistance from those parasites.
 

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These boys couldn't understand a parable if their life depended on it. They might be able to tell you about Romans Road though.
Cobblestone roads are why vehicles have rubber tires and suspensions today
 
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Ludlow

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Dude, give up and start tithing the mortuary of your choice. They allow you to prepay. You can have a really nice box and organ music. They'll even arrange mourners for your lonely ***.
And make sure ah,,you get that seed ah,,,of faith in the mail,,,ah,,,,today ,,ah. Aey,hey,hey mayan glowry to gawd hallelurye
 

MHz

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Amen,
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MHz

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Hell they can throw my carcase in a boat with lots of brush and other flammable shyt, launch it out to sea and when it gets way out there, get a good archer to shoot a burning arrow into the boat so it can burn baby burn. Just like in the movies. Since I don't go to church i'll have no expectations of assistance from those parasites.
Perhaps they should light the fire while it is still tied to the dock. Drunk Archers have a distance limitation that hardly makes them worth hiring. Hollywierd might be able to spin something up for you. Opt for the 3D version if you can.

GAWD IS SLASHING PRICES AND ALL SIN MUST GO!!! Aheyheyheymayan glowry hallelurya
. .. . and??? . . . that will be $10. Next, . . . My, . . . aren't you all smiles mom, . . . that last bit gets them almost every time.

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